Fave quotes

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/culturepicturegalleries/11538043/spike-milligan-funny-best-quotes-jokes.html

http://www.cyclingweekly.co.uk/news/latest-news/bradley-wiggins-quotes-our-pick-of-the-best-166580

Morgan Freeman on Jah's blessed herb
"The actor says his relationship with cannabis began “many years ago”. Asked how he would consume it, he replied: “However it comes! I’ll eat it, drink it, smoke it, snort it!” "
also,
Andy from Shawshank Redemption
" I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really. Get busy living or get busy dying."

she got the gold mine, i got the shaft

jerry reed in a song of the same name

In regards to procedures, I just figured it was better to be told off than told no. Seeking permission involves far more variables than pretending you didn't think there'd be an issue.

David Thorne

" To die under a squat rack that's acceptable
to die at a board meeting that is not " Olympian Al Oerter

When people said to Arnold Schwarzenegger " We would never want to look like you " ... he replied
" Don't worry , you never will "

" There is no reason to be be alive if you can't deadlift ." Jon Pall Sigmarsson WSM legend who curiously died deadlifting in his gym in Iceland .

Great minds discuss ideas;
average minds discuss events;
small minds discuss people.

Eleanor Roosevelt

dat dicki doe

Great great minds use people to create ideas:
great minds discuss ideas;
average minds discuss events;
small minds discuss people;
small small minds witness all and understands nothing.

i don't get it.

i don't get it.

Not bad as a quote.

It's from the film Big.

It's about a boy who wishes he can be big so he can go on roller coasters and because the Zoltar machine isn't plugged in his wish comes true and he turns into Tom Hanks. It's worth watching, there are some quite funny scenes.

He ends up working as a toy designer and one of the other toy designers designs a toy that's a robot that transforms into a building. The Hanks character (Josh) puts up his hand to proclaim:

'I don't get it'

It's repeated a few times in the scene, so I have cleverly remembered it.

A bit later on the other toy designer executive guy repeats the phrase mockingly:

http://youtu.be/U1_ZEL0ehkE

It's not the best part of the film. I'd say that's the bit where he first turns into Tom Hanks and looks down his own pants, then looks surprised, presumably because pubes.

csb

Not bad as a quote.

True of so many things in my life.

i don't get it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOoTas1xPJ8

"neeeaaaaaaaaaarghhha"

chewbacca

rip yogi berra

K Livingstone
"I grew up in South London, where if someone's rude to you, you are rude back''

ya git me

Refreshing that its not like that anymore..

That's a bit rude, to flatly contradict saarf like that. :)

'I’m very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.'

Woody Allen

"we don't take flight when there's a fight, we stand strong"

Eubank

I guess #youaintnomuslim bro might go down well at the moment although thats a statement !

"I'm a boy from Peckham, and I'm in a Star Wars movie (makes machine gun sound)"

if the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

yogi berra