Fave quotes

I thought I'd save some money but just ended up drinking more coffee and eating more cake.

• RedVikingHood
  

Tommy Cooper (1921-1984)
'I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.'

"fillet of fish for my wife"

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
-Albert Einstein

"Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen, or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing to say?"

Kurt Vonnegut

"I have fuck all luck with lasses. If I fell into a barrel of tits I'd come out sucking my thumb."

My mate Bernie, maintenance department.

I used to agree with tester

-tommmmmmm

the first one to get angry loses

A finger fits very snugly up an anus but it doesn't always make it right.

• General Lucifer
  

from some 'merican gun website

" it takes 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile...and 3 for proper trigger squeeze. "

"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell

It really bothers me when I hear myself being called the one who started all this thrash shit.

Motörhead never set out to start a trend - we were there to go against all the trends.

Lemmy

LFGSSSS sounds like a puncture.

• Oliver Schick
  

Everyone's a cunt and everything gives you cancer.

• dooks
  

" The most important vote you have is your 'wallet' - you can vote every day and it always gets counted. "

Uknown

''don't drink the water
fish fuck in it"

...looks like you are looking through a portal of shit through a tunnel of kitsch.

• chrisbmx116
  

"that is well jimmy savile"

One of the problems with defending free speech is you often have to defend people that you find to be outrageous and unpleasant and disgusting.
Salman Rushdie

''...had a face like the back of my bollocks"

my mate Neil

“Testosterone overload?" Merinus gave an unladylike grunt. "More like asshole overload if you ask me.”
Lora Leigh, Tempting the Beast

“You haven’t just dropped your guts, have you, my dear? There’s a sudden stench in my nostrils, a stench that would stun a smaller man, a man who had not seen service in the trenches, as I have.” — 1993, Hatchings by John Eppel

“In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
As modest stillness and humility;
But when the blast of war blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger:
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;
Now set the teeth, and stretch the nostril wide,
Hold hard the breath, and bend up every spirit
To his full height!”

— William Shakespeare

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