Explain your username

My memory is bad, so it's my initials and hotmail (yay me) wouldn't give me an 's'. So I picked 'z' at the end of my surname.

Brrrap.

My name is actually Basil Twinklejinder Schmaz.

Wrongcog is wrong.

Username is mostly a reflection of the fact that my gear choices are often more plural than this particular forum would prefer... I am a charlatan. I just hang out with you crazy fixed types on here because I want ro read about bike stuff and the dialogue doesn't make my ears bleed as much as it would it I were on Bike Radar or somewhere like that.

^ I assumed it was a cycle specific rework of the Brass Eye insult "wrongcock"

It's, like, my name innit, but with 4s instead of As, yo.

Have you been at the booze?

^^That's way better! Can I change my rationale or is it too late?

^ Ladykiller.

Mine a quote by George R Price.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_R._Price

It's, like, my name innit, but with 4s instead of As, yo.

I bet you're really called 'T4ny4' and 'Tanya' is only an alias.

Yellow cos I'm yellow, Chinese, and JxC is my name, Jackie Chen. The 'x' is there to look nice.

Full Authority Digital Engine Control

Mountaingoat is a tongue in cheek name, as this was a nickname given to me by friends whilst training for the Alpe d'Huez triathlon a few years back because I complained about us taking a route through Highgate going up West Hill at the start of our training ride... That and the fact that I used to have a beard that made it look like I'd come down from an isolated mountain cave for supplies...

< anagram of real name, which makes me sound like some sort of Dungeons & Dragons geek.

Yellow cos I'm yellow, Chinese, and JxC is my name, Jackie Chen. The 'x' is there to look nice.

and doesn't it just

Self explanatory.

Yellow cos I'm yellow, Chinese, and JxC is my name, Jackie Chen. The 'x' is there to look nice.

It's on account of not thinking of anything clever or cycling related when I registered.. Titivillus is the patron demon of scribes and lettering artists, introducing errors at every opportunity. I only ever made one mistake to my knowledge but it was a very, very bad and expensive one. It pleases me to spell his name inncorectally.

Always helps to be accreate

I ride bmxs, and the one I have is a Fly Tierra. Or i ride reet fast or something...

Initials. I'm only capable of half-witticisms.

I am Sumo

but what does it all mean?

I am Sumo

I bet you're fat enough after today

feel like it. I've put on 2 stone this year anyway.

Well he's put on 2 stone in the last year, so is on his way...

What he said^

spotter are you spotter because you like to spot?