Explain your username

Erratum. I am informed by some "mates" that the reason I am called Bigtwin is that I have a 54" chest that is "like a pair of whelping puppies in a hammock".

I ask you.

53" at the most I say.

I bonked halfway through the Dunwich Dynamo, got to the food station and passed out in the carpark. Since I was stuck in the middle of nowhere and it was 3am I took a*** taxi*** back to Cambridge and it cost £60 to get me home. The guy was driving like a mentalist and I had to get him to stop so I could puke at the side of the road. True story.

I bonked halfway through the Dunwich Dynamo, got to the food station and passed out in the carpark. Since I was stuck in the middle of nowhere and it was 3am I took a*** taxi*** back to Cambridge and it cost £60 to get me home. The guy was driving like a mentalist and I had to get him to stop so I could puke at the side of the road. True story.

You missed an open goal there: Taxispew.

Alright mate. Explain Pony then??

Done - back up there ∆ somewhere.

http://www.cyoa.co.uk/

Wankers.

How very dare they?

hipsters

A plague o' both their houses.

Just had an email from the original author of the CYOA book series thanking me for bringing her attention to the CYOA social media strategy company ripping off their name.
She thanked me and said they’d been cynical and deliberate and that their lawyers had been in contact asking them to remove the “choose your own adventure” trademark from their web presence...

My username is Sparky, and my real name is Matthew Sparkes.

You do the math.

I never knew what CYOA stood for although used to read them.

And I thought my life was complete before today! Joy of joys, hellelujah!

My username is Sparky, and my real name is Matthew Sparkes.
You do the math.

You're an electrician.

classic Jam track, on Setting Sons.

You're an electrician.

Try again.

you're fairly clever?

no, ok let me try again....

Obviously he's got a magic piano.

Next?

You do the math.

You're american circa after it was cool to be american

I never knew what CYOA stood for although used to read them.

And I thought my life was complete before today! Joy of joys, hellelujah!

They're only sending me a signed series...

*C.Y.O.A is a unique resource that enables you to creatively connect and engage with your target audience and beyond. From social media strategies and community management, to utilizing the potential of your most dedicated fans, we have the innovation and experience essential to maximise the visibility and success of any campaign.

*What a way to waste your life. *"Community management"? "Utilizing the potential of your most dedicated fans? *How do these creeps sleep at night?

Valium?

I like to think that my win today isn't just a personal one but a win for teh whole internets.

GT Zaskar. Popularly misspelt 90's mountain bike.

Bump! Was directed here from bicycle tag of bike.

My username came to me in a flash like divine enlightenment, it just appeared in my brain when I was signing up, without any logical origin. And this is the only site that I am called scoot, everywhere else I use something different.

Bump! Was directed here from bicycle tag of bike.

I suppose one could say that you scooted over here.

veigalane... surname but without the hyphen...can you guess where it goes????

veigalane- ?

I suppose one could say that you scooted over here.

I scoot everywhere.

Mine are my initials.

My real name seems to getting shorter as I get older: when I was younger I was Howard, in my twenties I was Howie, now I seem to mainly be H.
I thought I'd better add some more letters back before I disappear completely.

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