Explain your username

I am Will and I was born in 1987. Does that make you feel old?

I was born in 1991. Beat that motherfuckers.

Tynan was born again this year. Beat that.

looks over shoulder

Nope, there's the Russians, the Germans, the USA, the EU, ASIO, CIA, DEA, EPA, MI5, but no sign of Santa yet..

Hippy is Santa! In the off season. At least that's what I was told?

Hippy is Santa! In the off season. At least that's what I was told?

"And what would you like Santa HIppy to bring you little girl?"
"A dolly"
"A dolly? Why don't you HTFU you cunt?"
"Thanks Santa Hippy"

I was born in 1991. Beat that motherfuckers.

You surprise me. I thought you were much younger.

I was born in 1991. Beat that motherfuckers.

It's school tomorrow! Off to bed with you sonny.
And you can forget about smoking that pipe, it'll stunt your growth.

I am Will and I was born in 1987. Does that make you feel old?

No, as I was also born in 1987 and my name is Will... Stop being me!

1993!

It's pretty self explanatory, you'd know if ya met me.

Are you really a Brooklynite? Home.....HOME.....!

Are you really a Brooklynite? Home.....HOME.....!

Surely you meant to write 'Homie' then.

I am huge, not very nice, I practice the dark arts, and my name's Dave, also I used to be into a swing band called the big bad voodoo daddies so I knicked it when I needed a user name years ago.
Dude. Big Bad Voodoo Daddy are fucking awesome.

So why not 'monkey do'?

A short for my middle name "anthioumana"
and I like that it's pretty unique

Since I've just changed mine to remove the association with Velocity rims I figure I should explain the Velocio thing as if anyone knows of him then they'll know he was a great proponent for geared bikes and that seems somewhat out of place with my running a fixed-gear and single-speed forum that is promoting the use of mono-geared bicycles.

The thing about the name is:
1) It has a link to the old username thanks to the 'velo' bit.
2) Velocio favoured gears because he lived in a mountainous area and I would probably favour gears there too.
3) The real deal is that Velocio loved touring and is the godfather of randonneur cycling. This is the cycling I adore, though I think that if it's not mountainous then fixed is the way to go.
4) Velocio also had an interest in philosophy and particularly Seneca.
5) He comes from St Etienne, which I like because of the London based band.

Ah, there's more... but it's about the little things, and not the big one (that he did more to get the derailleur adopted than almost anyone else).

His profile here:
http://cycling.ahands.org/bicycling/velocio.html

I'm going to be racist, and continue to call you VBAKADK.

It has a nice ring to it. ;)

Pronounced Vuh-bakad-kuh

I fear change...

You just wait until the forum design changes.

It was hard enough changing the software last time. Like a bloody mob around here it was.

I will treat you differently now.

...........You've changed.

As you have a new persona should you not go to the nursery, beware though as Balki is still loitering.

<--------- "Epiphany"

As you have a new persona should you not go to the nursery, beware though as Balki is still loitering.

I've got my eye on you, Andy.

Should I be flattered or worried?

LondonFGSS: pronounced London Fags
LondonSLGSS: pronounced London Slags

All hail our newborn leader.