RLJ (Red Light Jumping). (The definitive bikeradar thread)

Coming up with more puns is a real Tarski.

Pun off with yourself, me thinks you need a shrink.

There are Lotze of puns on this thread now.

It's punned to the Marx

There are Lotze of puns on this thread now.

Alkindus puns and it's time to Buridan

It's always better to stop, than Rawls through a red.

If you're not safe, you may find you have a bike that's not Dworkin anymore.

I knew a guy who came off at a red. Took ages before he was able to get Bakunin his bike.

I knew a guy who came off at a red. Took ages before he was able to get Bakunin his bike.

applause

And then there's the issue of cops stopping you. Then you may Habermas-ive ticket to deal with.

If you're going for style points though, you may want to Popper wheelie through the light.

If you're going for style points though, you may want to Popper wheelie through the light.

It'd probably be a lot of Xeno-fun!

I think Kant's philosophy on red lights is possibly the most all-encompassing.

However, wittgenstein's famous saying, 'whereof one cannot cross, thereof one should remain in the green cycle box' is the best summation.

If I've been drinking I tend to dismount and just Todorov.

I think, therefore I amber light jump.

philosopher/RLJ hybrid puns. Now there's a nietzche market.

I jump red lights. I admit it but I'm not proud of it, not proud, honest.

If you stop at red lights, it gives you the opportunity to do a backwards Cartesian circle.

infact the last time I did it was at that junction just near the DeBeauvoir estate

I felt Satre bad about it though

the bad feeling only lasted Faraday or so

If you go through a red light and no one's watching, do you still commit an offence?

I tend to get Homer faster if i jump them..

well you've Goethe think about the risks

the bad feeling only lasted Faraday or so

There's Newton unusual about that.