RLJ (Red Light Jumping). (The definitive bikeradar thread)

ha ha!

You Burke

Why you! Next time we meet, I'm going to put you in a head-Locke.

If i see a red light i will slow down and look but due to having a lovely girlfriend at home I never stop as I wouldn't want to catch something that could spred to her.

These puns aren't very Hume-rous

it is late tho

If you'd Grant me one Moore, I'd just like to Žižek my philosophy dictionary.

Fuck, I'm going to bed. I have a Rousseau conference to be at in the morning.

I'm glad to have left my Marx on this thread, though.

I'm sure you'll Russell up some more for us tomorrow

I don't know, I think these are all a little Random, and I don't want to put my Foot in my mouth.

Anyway, isn't this forum supposed to be about bikes? I want to hear more about sprockets and pie-Platos.

Fuck, I'm going to bed.

Schopenhauer you feeling? More puns in the morning, Hare of the dog will sort you out.

Dewey really have to do any More?

If i see a red light i will slow down and look but due to having a lovely girlfriend at home I never stop as I wouldn't want to catch something that could spred to her.

I hate to Nagel, but this post is Aristotelly insane. The OP sounds like a right Berk(eley).

Dewey really have to do any More?

I see you Engle on this, I Kant think of many more.

As amusing as these puns are, they have Foucalt to do with the red light debate.

But I suppose it's Nietzsche-ral for a thread on this forum to become derailed.

As amusing as these puns are, they have Foucalt to do with the red light debate.

Ladies and Gentlemen we have a winner!

Kuhn I just point out that this is still the best philosopher pun on LFGSS:

http://www.londonfgss.com/post701456-342.html

What're we talking about? I got Confucius with all the clapping.

(You're right, Eyebrows joke was a fucking diamond)

Buddha haven't finished yet...

ha!!

You're well Bent(ham)!
There is a Chomsky joke here too, but I can't phrase it without causing offense.

Let's quit shit-talking on the net, see how well you can climb Montaignes!

Actually, as much as I'd love to Drin' Quine and philo-pun the night away, I'd better escape before I start thinking a Heraclitus pun would be a good idea...

I see you're on your Kierkegaard...

Or maybe you're just Leibniz-picking?