RLJ (Red Light Jumping). (The definitive bikeradar thread)

+1

neg repped

piles

she walked out without looking, with her back to the traffic

i tapped her on the shoulder and shouted "use your eyes blondie"

i could have attempted a drive by fist fucking but it might have got messy

Perfect moment for a scoblism?

Lucky I saw you as you did not look my pretty cabbage.

Wrong!
I was unlocking my bike right next to where you went past her, I was watching her cross the road (as see had a nice figure). You Had 2 lanes at you disposal having but felt the need to ride right past her when she was less than 1 metre from the curb.

DJ, you are worse than me!

You Had 2 lanes at you disposal having but felt the need to ride right past her when she was less than 1 metre from the curb.

pwned

Repz for timmy

Wrong!
I was unlocking my bike right next to where you went past her, I was watching her cross the road (as see had a nice figure). You Had 2 lanes at you disposal having but felt the need to ride right past her when she was less than 1 metre from the curb.

Yeah youv'e been pwned there DJ!

Wrong!
I was unlocking my bike right next to where you went past her, I was watching her cross the road (as see had a nice figure). You Had 2 lanes at you disposal having but felt the need to ride right past her when she was less than 1 metre from the curb.

this is pure gold. gold I tell you, like wot Gordon sold off. proper value.

ROFL :)

whoops, busted.

'You cannot spread even more neg reps to DJ, please slag off some other people first'

DJ, this is one of those times when I think it would be a very good idea for you to have your balls cut off.

like a troublesome terrier intent on humping the legs of the mahogany dining chairs, causing the French Polisher to have a coronary on each visit.

FuriousTiles probably failed to comprehend something.

i was in the left hand lane to turn left onto turnham green

she did not look and walked along the road with her back to the traffic

the last idiot to do that to me was the fat german banker

Yes, but was she hot?

FuriousTiles probably failed to comprehend something.

whereas the allseeingbhuddisteye has total comprehension from afar

something to do with oneness with the universe or similar hippy shite!

rear view was ok

never saw her fucking face as she never fucking looked at me!

whereas the allseeingbhuddisteye has total comprehension from afar

something to do with oneness with the universe or similar hippy shite!

But what is one?

2x.5?
1+0?
1x1?
1/1?

not sure which answer you are looking for

rear view was ok

never saw her fucking face...

Niether did you see her flick you the bird.

dont care

walk out like a dozy doris and its to be expected

if i had been a car she would have been a mess of flesh and pulp

And you must have been able to see her from 200m and had enough time to roll one of your spliffs and then cycle around her with no danger to yourself, she crossed the road at a fair angle and was nearly to the other side when you passed.

What you did achieved nothing apart from make another padestrian think all cyclists are cunts and file a little memory for your wankbank.

dont care

walk out like a dozy doris and its to be expected

if i had been a car she would have been a mess of flesh and pulp

Wrong again.

If I was in a car I would have seen her from the lights (which I've got a sneeky suspition that you jumped) and used the whole right hand lane to drive around her.

tim, she was a foot out from the left hand kerb, walking along like a dozy cunt and she had never observed shit, as i had mentioned previously i was in the left hand lane as i had a left turn coming up

it was time to give her a fright, it was a light tap on the shoulder, but probably enough to scare the bejebus out of her

i am sure she will look around in future

I know what I saw James so we'll just have to disagree on this one.

Love peace and hair grease + all that.
Enjoy tonights ride.

tim, she was a foot out from the left hand kerb, walking along like a dozy cunt and she had never observed shit, as i had mentioned previously i was in the left hand lane as i had a left turn coming up

it was time to give her a fright, it was a light tap on the shoulder, but probably enough to scare the bejebus out of her

i am sure she will look around in future

There are loads of these unobservants around at the moment, dj. Who appointed you as chief fright-giver? And what does that role achieve anyway? Nothing of any lasting value. Probably nothing positive at all.

In the past, when you've had momentary lapses of judgement as a road user - let's face it, we all have - would you have appreciated being given an 'educational' fright by a larger/faster road user? Or would you have thought, 'fuck me, what's your fucking problem, you aggressive prick'?