Bike porn

I've heard this works well

Make sure to moisturise after

Don't think we have had these before.
The Alan is lovely, but if anything like their road frames, will probably ride like wet pasta.
The Textima is just another level.

Are textima sizist? Never seen a small one.

#JUSTSAYIN

Amey posting shitheap bikes with a bunch of spacers after calling me out for a) having b) not minding spacers.

lol

hey i thought its fit > form; and for cx bikes everything is fair ; )

Are textima sizist? Never seen a small one.

#JUSTSAYIN

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Q8SWJMoYpkQ/Tef09Q4FebI/AAAAAAAAA8A/qQbHFR10UV0/s1600/d10e0ddad309351bd2e6a18.jpg

small man pls

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-XCzrSO8ALkc/UB3ywQGlaiI/AAAAAAAAMaY/BB2nFtHIH6E/s1600/robert+forstemann-germany.jpg

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Proper bike porn: a naked bike, she was just able to put up the first clothing at hand.
She's getting her make up ready to go out though.

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Hi ;)

Hi, asl?

Tiny tiny Vivalo full NJS build (looks like straight from the track).

It would be 100% Pr0n material if not for the insanely short top tube length.

T-T長:465mm（ホリゾンタルフレーム）
C-T長:490mm（センターからクランプまで）
クランク長:170mm
ステム長:110mm

フレーム:クロモリ　NJS
フォーク:クロモリ　楕円断面
ハンドル:日東 クロモリ
ステム:日東 NJ･PRO クロモリ
リム:アラヤ GOLD
ハブ:シマノ HB-7600
タイヤ:ビットリア フォーミュラウノ21-28”
クランク：シマノ　FC-7600 DURA-ACE NJS
ボトムブラケット:スギノ SUGINO75
コグ:シマノ DURA-ACE
シートポスト:日東 NJSP72
サドル:カシマックス FIVE GOLD
ヘッドパーツ:シマノ DURA-ACE HP-7410

^^Some nice details no doubt but that Vivalo, and other things with weird geo like the stayer bikes, can never be porn for me, because the first thought upon image processing is that it's either been crashed, or designed by a small child.

^^^^etc... Nice Alan!

^^^ that geo reminds me my previous bike
http://www.pedalroom.com/bike/vivalo-special-13964

those BMC track bikes look as slack as Dosnoventa's

aren't those 90 degree seat tube frames for sprint training or something.

That seat tube !?!!?!?!?

And won't you hit your hands on the front wheel when you turn to steer?

You know the steerer and the wheel turn together right?

Neat frame, but that stem looks like a floppy dick.

The stem is the 'money shot'. The reason it is like that, is because a pumped up East German sprinter would snap a normal stem.

Can't remember which German sprinter it was, but one of them went to Japan and broke an NJS approved stem with his bare hands......

Neat frame, but that stem looks like a floppy dick.

that stem is actually called "limp dick"

how does limp dick stem clamp into fork?

The stem is the 'money shot'. The reason it is like that, is because a pumped up East German sprinter would snap a normal stem.

Can't remember which German sprinter it was, but one of them went to Japan and broke an NJS approved stem with his bare hands......

he broke njs stems in front of the njs approvers and was allowed to use the "bierhahn" stem. and we are talking about the beast from the east aka michael hübner

Who's that absolute beast in the middle in den Fotos aus der DDR? Ist der Hübner?

Also that Vivalo is ugly as sin.