Bike porn

Here, I embedded for you....

Sorry didnt know you couldnt post your own bikes.

So whos bikes can I post?

Ed's

Just looked for Eds bikes, found Eds Diner but no bikes, I am confused. Gonna get myself to Halfords in the morning and get some stabilisers for the Toddlers Colnago :)

Amazing car, but that's not what here is for.

I too am interesting in how you ride without drinking?

Bottle goes in the back pocket, cant have a bike under 7 kilos and put two 500ml bottles on it, adds a kilo. Yep I know they are still there in my pocket but its the principle.

ps Love this forum. Normally everyone is fake with hi, welcome blah blah and then two weeks later you get rinsed. Here its no messing about.

its the principle.

No, it's stupid. For at least 4 reasons:

1. weight weenie bike weights include two bottle cages.
   
2. putting your drinks on the frame is more comfortable
   
3. it's much easier to get at your bottle (and put it back) if it's in a cage, not your pocket
   
4. pockets are for the other bottle(s), because two isn't enough on a proper ride.
   

Never mind Spanker, you seem to have wandered on to this forum on a night when the natives are restive. The forum rules are that you will always be wrong. The natives are right about the bottle cages. I hope the bars are comfortable because they do look silly. Finally, change those heavy, slippery, crappy, ugly tyres for something lighter and more tasteful which might even give you some grip!

Its stupid? Proper ride....how long have you been riding/racing btw?

Maybe a little bit to small picture

Its stupid? Proper ride....how long have you been riding/racing btw?

You'll do fine here/burn real good

Never mind Spanker, you seem to have wandered on to this forum on a night when the natives are restive. The forum rules are that you will always be wrong. The natives are right about the bottle cages. I hope the bars are comfortable because they do look silly. Finally, change those heavy, slippery, crappy, ugly tyres for something lighter and more tasteful which might even give you some grip!

Does that mean I will never be right, even if I make it past my first few posts?
Had some far lighter tyres but they werent red, I like red.

You'll do fine here/burn real good

I am experiencing cyber bullying here :) ?

Its stupid? Proper ride....how long have you been riding/racing btw?

Probably longer than you tbh

how long have you been riding/racing btw?

Since before you were born, I imagine. First official race was around 1978.

32 years and counting.

Correctamundo! You will never be right, ever, but it doesn't really matter. The bloke who you asked how long he had raced was probably too polite to tell you that it's over 30 years, and he's probably much faster than you. I like red too, unfortunately if you like those particular red tyres you're likely to see red blood on a corner very soon, your own!

32 years and counting.

Then you should know better, whether that's how long you've been racing or just your age.

Correctamundo! You will never be right, ever, but it doesn't really matter. The bloke who you asked how long he had raced was probably too polite to tell you that it's over 30 years, and he's probably much faster than you. I like red too, unfortunately if you like those particular red tyres you're likely to see red blood on a corner very soon, your own!

Did you notice how the valve caps line up with the tyre logos and the ground and they are red!!

Then you should know better, whether that's how long you've been racing or just your age.

Respect. fair point taken.

I surrender! We're all being had, nobody can be that bloody stupid!

nobody can be that bloody stupid!

This is teh internetz, they can be even worse.

And sometimes there is trolls...

That's a porn colnago