Bike porn

Perfect matching jersey........

Spew...

Spew would improve it; so would a chainsaw, petrol and lighter. Note also the perfect alignment of wheel decals- LOOK AT HOW RICH I AM AND I'M A GREAT PHOTOGRAPHER TOO! Oooh, I do enjoy a good angry every now and again.....

"Spew would improve it; so would a chainsaw, petrol and lighter. Note also the perfect alignment of wheel decals- LOOK AT HOW RICH I AM AND I'M A GREAT PHOTOGRAPHER TOO! Oooh, I do enjoy a good angry every now and again..."

Aligning the wheels (for a porn shoot) is probably the only thing right about that bike.

Aligning the wheels (for a porn shoot) is probably the only thing right about that bike.

They're not perfectly aligned ;-)

Not for lack of trying....... Could lend him my patent decal re-alignment tool, aka sledgehammer.

It's just wrong... Wonder how much $$$ a bike like that would set you back these days?

^^ those scream Look!, but you can't see anything :(

Yeah sorry - ill get a better photo today.

^^D'you know what, I think I might have identified the owner.... Quite possibly the deeply sinister Goldsword (I think it was) and his utterly terrifying 'how to pull' course, which appears to have (thankfully) been removed from the forum. The hint is the 'Gold' part, I'd rather not think about the sword.... Perhaps we should all pool our funds, hire a private detective to find his whereabouts and consign him and his vile steed to the fires of Hell (or Croydon). I'm sure a female forum member could be persuaded to pull the lever.

^ glad that threads gone too, my gf, LadyLiz was toying with the idea of getting a few of her mates together to go hang around one of the meeting points today to real life troll the cunts.
Then she realized how warm it was inside and how grim it'd be. Just like that 'nago...
/csb

^^ Those tractor tyres are all wrong for that Klein.

back on form, toby

^It sends sauce.

Fucking Mudfoot and their awesome font and jerseys that cost $700

Great input from some middle aged helmets up there ^ haven't you got some audaxes to do or something?

Indi Fab and Somec are freaking gorgeous.

Or the fact that it looks like its melted slightly, or the tasteless paint, or the fact it doesn't fit its owner (not rider, because the twat that owns it thinks it's art). I could go on......

Wow, keyboard warrior a go-go.

I know the owner of this bike, he's a sculptor from Melbourne. Lovely guy and at 61 still an absolute hitter. (Did the Alps Cent Cols Challenge last year)

CX IF

Not only a good looking Indy, but a bike that makes the gloss white Ritchey WCS stuff look alright. Got to be a first.

Great input from some middle aged helmets up there ^ haven't you got some audaxes to do or something?

^Where did you get my portrait? Still dislike the 'nago as much now I'm sober. Got races to train for, not ready for Audaxes quite yet.....

What berk made that?

#obvious
#notfunny