Bike porn

They're about as sexy as wellies, practical but of limited horn potential.

Oooh, I dunno...
https://www.union.ic.ac.uk/rcc/caving/photo_archive/trips/2007-04-20%20-%20wales/hooman%20emptying%20wellies--orig.jpg

Dunlop wellies = srs buisiness

No.

Mudguards are to bikes as condoms are to porn... anything that prevents mess is inherently unsexy in the context of sex.

One quick edit later...

No.

Yes.

There is nothing porn about that build... bet it scores high on the scoble scale though.

There is nothing porn about that build... bet it scores high on the scoble scale though.

Is that because of the spacer stack? the mudguards? the brooks? the light on the fork? the gold granny ring?

David's Mather features quite high on the scoble scale, mudguards, rack, fitted lights, I can't remember if it has large tyres too.

Is that because of the spacer stack? the mudguards? the brooks? the light on the fork? the gold granny ring?

All of the above and more. Ed appreciates things that you cannot even imagine.

^expects imminent banning

It's pure touring goodness

its pure touring goodness.

I don't think it does, I haven't any spacers, he wouldn't approve of the racks I commissioned I suspect, nor the rims... it's really really hard to build a bike that scores high on the scoble scale, but yet they always seem to be found somewhere.

thought it through.
should be in functional.
apologies

Mudguards are to bikes as condoms are to porn...

Kinda like saying cars are condoms since they have fenders, light, mudflap.. etc.

There is nothing porn about that build... bet it scores high on the scoble scale though.

Quite low, if I have such scale of course, your hybrid would score quite high actually.

thought it through.
should be in functional.
apologies

So this is not functional?

Who makes this frame?

Quite low, if I have such scale of course, your hybrid would score quite high actually.

The fixie terrorist, U Bin Scobled.

Hope this works...

7/10 you forgot to do the reflection

silly me

can't rep alfie, must go on nerg splurge first

Who makes this frame?

possibly

Not sure why I love wooden bikes they offend my utilitarian spirit why go to all that effort to produce something in wood when you could put in the same effort to produce something in steel that works better? Anyway love this one.

That looks SHIT!