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Chris Crash I salute you! Awesome post, great commas and love the asparagus touch at the end.
asparagus tip
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Ok "dude", I will break it down for you: Stevo is one of the nicest, least objectionable people on this forum, and if you ever had the pleasure of having a beer with him, you would know that his comments are light hatred, and well-meaning, as that is the kind of person he is. You, being wound up tighter then a homophobic squirrel's asshole, for reason possibly relating to the size of your genitals, when compared to other men, have deiced to stat a fight with him. This action, when viewed alone, is hardly understandable, but given that this particular forum is full of more objectionable individuals, my self for example, whom no one would be particularity shocked, if you attempted to engage in a bout of fisticuffs, your action is unjustifiable. I sincerely hope that you sir, are not the tattered cloth, that an urchin has used to clean himself after defecating, and then discarded, that you have made your self out to be.
Also, I highly doubt your ability to overcome Stevo's prowess at the test of strength and wills that is a bout of modern fisticuffs, and if you engaged in this endeavor, I sir, would wager heavily against you. Furthermore, after Stevo, gives you the most humiliating, defeat, of your, presumably young life, I and many other members of this forum would have to follow to the ditch on the Welsh frontier, where you body would be lain, and relive our bladders upon you, after dining on fine local ale, and asparagus.
That is all.
It's the commas.
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^ the desired effect.
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Wow, I go to work for a day and someone chucks their toys out of the pram! And all I had to do was call a perfectly visible cock up! I didn't even get to fiddle with anyone's mum. Ah well. If my words are such a dagger to the heart, feel free to bring it up with me when we meet at any of the many opportunities I'm sure there will be in the future. I, for one, will not be holding my breath (I smoke to much, lung capacity of bubble wrap). Anyway, back to the legitimate Bike Porn.
@CC - i love you too <3 xoxox
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I tried to get a 'Flying gate' track frame built for me with these lugs and colours s (see pic). The vertical seat tube allows for a very short drive chain, giving a very responsive ride (although I would'nt know cuz I never got one!).
Turns out Trevor Jarvis has retired and the last frame went to a guy in Norway (fking cster) (the guy in Norway, not TJ).
Trevor Jarvis has not retired. https://www.londonfgss.com/thread7447.html#post352643. And he is more than happy for people to contact him about possibly purchasing one of his Flying Gates. He's not chuffed that people believe that he has stopped work though. -
Trevor Jarvis has not retired. https://www.londonfgss.com/thread7447.html#post352643. And he is more than happy for people to contact him about possibly purchasing one of his Flying Gates. He's not chuffed that people believe that he has stopped work though.
Clearly...
Hi A___,
Many thanks for your kind remarks. No, I HAVE NOT RETIRED and I get fed up with people who like to know better than the rest. Would you please get onto** that forum** and say that I have not yet put my tools to bed. Could you also tell me where you got the info from. The last Jubilee model will be going to Norway in July next year as agreed with the customer.
Why don't you put your name down for one or let me know the size of frame you ride just in case a second hand one comes on the market.
Regards
Trevor
We need to make it up to him? Hmmmm. How about a nice list?
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Doesnt resist penetration...
Likes to be ridden hard...
Nice & tight around the rim..
Im so sorry.
Funny!
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Clearly...
We need to make it up to him? Hmmmm. How about a nice list?
Trevor Jarvis has not retired. https://www.londonfgss.com/thread7447.html#post352643. And he is more than happy for people to contact him about possibly purchasing one of his Flying Gates. He's not chuffed that people believe that he has stopped work though.
What an idiot I am.
I sent an E-mail a while back enquiring about pricing for formentioned frame, and while waiting for a reply I read on his site about an up and coming meeting of flying gate owners, one of which was coming from Norway to pick up the last to be produced. Must have meant the last jubilee frame. When did'nt recieve a reply (as is often the case with framebuilders, who have better things to do than sit in front of a PC all day) I assumed he'd stopped making them.
Anyway much sorryness for the misinformation (apparantly even my typing is faster than my brain!), and I'm chuffed to hear he still framebuilding. I do however feel extra thick for not checking properly before jumping the gun and ordering elsewere.
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Good idea Mr. Small & Furry. Let's kill a puppy in his honour.
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Cant belive I did'nt send another E-mail or check around abit b4 going elsewere.
Typical me saw a bit of outdated info on the site, misread some info, put 2 and 2 together got 5.
Worst of all missed out on the possibility of ordering Gate when I had the funds.- Mouthed off on a forum = feel a tit.
I just might kill a puppy!
- Mouthed off on a forum = feel a tit.
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the bike mechanic i work with has one of these as his work ride. the frame has a real nice feel to it
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Do the black ones come with engraved 'Phil' in red :)
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Why thank you kind sir, but it would be more of a sent then a touch I believe, though I cannot be certain as I have never had asparagus influenced urine splashed upon me.