Bike porn

http://velospace.org/files/098oiuytr7.jpg

What's with the racoon? Anyone want to photoshop some critters into photos of my bikes?

hilarious, just hilarious. i especially liked 'modernity'.

Internet high five.

sure you've all seen this before but I LOVE the chainstay bridge

Yeah yeah. I got a couple of those. You'd think you people had never seen a fancy bike before. Although, mine aren't fixed.
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Bloody expensive bridge. $3,500.00AU........ but it comes with a free frame.
This bloke makes em. OK, so this is what he looks like after a few Spitfire ales.....
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yeh i like the stem the most, and whats wrong with drops?

nothing. Beautiful drops like these are mandatory, but arrospok + drops = fail

2009 Cycle Passion calendar ...
http://www.cyclepassion.com/

sorry man, this is utter fucking sexist shite. I'd be embarassed to have taken these soft-porn images with the occasional tyre in the background. I'd expect to see something like this hanging in the office of quick-fit in the 1980's (with car tyres, obv).

nothing. Beautiful drops like these are mandatory, but arrospok + drops = fail

Obviously, I disagree... ;p

It is wrong, but like so many things about you that are wrong they just work to make you the teenslain we all know, and love.

I'll take that as a compliment... ;p

you do that.

nothing. Beautiful drops like these are mandatory, but arrospok + drops = fail

Obviously, I disagree... ;p

i'll see your disagreement, and raise you a dispute :p

i'll see your disagreement, and raise you a dispute :p

Fred, you can't handle the truth!

Bloody expensive bridge. $3,500.00AU........ ]

So, we're talking what, £75?
I'll have a couple too...

No, that was yesterday's exchange rate. They're 3 trillion USD at close-of-trading yesterday.

@ wisey: I'm gonna be in Brisvegas over xmas/new year, I hear there are four velodromes in the area... True? I'm taking a bike so wanna tick them all off while I'm there...

2009 Cycle Passion calendar ...
http://www.cyclepassion.com/

hilariously bad. I'm with fred, pure kwikfit fitter fitness

DIY headset porn: (if you like zero stack height)

And you get a free scag kit with it? awesome?!

Czech (morati) titanium porn:

Black Sheep Ti fork porn:

Orb pedal porn:

Not sure what the last thing is about: Titanium frame with carbon stays in folding bike dimensions but don't look it folds...?

...see what I mean bout 4getting shit?

Morati? Titanium porn??? WTF! Quite possibly the ugliest frame I've seen... period.

dav, beauty is clearly in the blind eye of the beholder

The Morati in the example may not be kitted out very well, however the frames ARE porn.

@ wisey: I'm gonna be in Brisvegas over xmas/new year, I hear there are four velodromes in the area... True? I'm taking a bike so wanna tick them all off while I'm there...

Brisbane = 1 track at Chandler. Built for 1982 Commonwealth Games. 330m, concrete, outdoor. bring a MTB.

Nerang = 1 hour south of Bris. Bitumen, back straight uphill. Bring a MTB.

Caboolture = 30 min north of Bris. See Nerang, but not so uphill..... Bring a MTB.

Ipswich = 1 hr west of Bris.
Toowoomba = 2 hrs west of Bris.
Warwick =3 hrs west of Bris.

 .......... Bring a MTB.  OK, so you could probably get away with a hybrid at Toowoomba.

There is one really nice track just south of Brissy though. Couple hours drive, scenic. Good surfing on the way. Little town called Sydney.

Seriously, all are ridable. None are great.
Need to contact http://www.qld.cycling.org.au/ to book Chandler, probably.
Not sure if Ipswich or Toowoomba still in use, but probably on both counts.

Morati? Titanium porn??? WTF! Quite possibly the ugliest frame I've seen... period.

Right

The Morati in the example may not be kitted out very well, however the frames ARE porn.

Wrong