Bike porn

Never sounds as good in English.

That would be Malcolm Onions...

From an aesthetics perspective, I would have it angled down so it creates an imaginary line up to the nose of the saddle. I would also have the seat post out at a length that is approximately equal to the head tube length. Finally the bars would follow the line of the stem before curling off into the drop.

Mate, you need to get out of the house.

30ish posts on this page so far, and not one image worthy of the'porn' tag. Only one shot of something even remotely approaching a nice picture and it's NDS, as was immediately pointed out. The same goes for the last page, the one prior to that actually managed to contain a few pictures that were more than just snaps of 'someone's bike outside their garage'.

The 'porn' moniker (cliche that it may be) should be applied carefully, rather than be bandied aound like an elder brother's stolen grot mag. Stumble blindly into this thread expecting porn and you'll be assailed by a mishmash of desirable and expensive Supermodels that appear to have been shot in an unmaintained garden, proud Readers Wives, legs akimbo in their holiday snaps and pages of 'that's not porn' banter, reeps and chevrons.

A little restraint is what I'm calling for, either that or a big fuck off great big category system so I know exactly what I'm getting. BDSM, CFNM, BBW, MILF, POV, LFGSS, the list is endless.

I'm off to xhamster where they know how to run a good, well categorised system...

'storys' is spelt wrong, unless you mean the band. >>>>

Drop bars on a lo-pro? Coloured fixie chain? White brooks in shot?

You serious?

is your real name tenners?

Point taken.

Drop bars on a lo-pro? Coloured fixie chain? White brooks in shot?

You serious?

normal pedals and no bar tape

blah blah whinge whinge
I'm off to xhamster where they know how to run a good, well categorised system...

or

this free thing that we have, which other people contribute to isn't good enough or well organised enough..

If this place was well organised and categorised then it wouldn't be what it is. Deal with it.

See you later. We won't miss you.

Chain looks like a rope of rust on my end.

Drop bars on a lo-pro? Coloured fixie chain? White brooks in shot?

You serious?

[blah blah blah]
I'm off to xhamster where they know how to run a good, well categorised system...

This is a forum, not a database... If you want categorised bikes in neatly organised, clinically dissected sections, piss off elsewhere; there are plenty of places that run exactly what you want and here is not one of them.

30ish posts on this page so far, and not one image worthy of the'porn' tag. Only one shot of something even remotely approaching a nice picture and it's NDS, as was immediately pointed out. The same goes for the last page, the one prior to that actually managed to contain a few pictures that were more than just snaps of 'someone's bike outside their garage'.

The 'porn' moniker (cliche that it may be) should be applied carefully, rather than be bandied aound like an elder brother's stolen grot mag. Stumble blindly into this thread expecting porn and you'll be assailed by a mishmash of desirable and expensive Supermodels that appear to have been shot in an unmaintained garden, proud Readers Wives, legs akimbo in their holiday snaps and pages of 'that's not porn' banter, reeps and chevrons.

A little restraint is what I'm calling for, either that or a big fuck off great big category system so I know exactly what I'm getting. BDSM, CFNM, BBW, MILF, POV, LFGSS, the list is endless.

I'm off to xhamster where they know how to run a good, well categorised system...

Shut up twat...

haha, the only thing this poor frame needed was the huuuuuuuge stem/deeeeep bar combo and some colored chain, then straight to (anti) porn
did you buy this from your friend already? =))

Great stuff. This thread hasn't been so entertaining in ages.

Shut up twat...

Oh, go and punch a girl or something...

Oh you're back? xhamster not work out for you?

no

cotter pins? really?

I didn't know they had seat-tube-less lo pro's in the days of cottered cranks.

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