Bike porn

I have a wife.

Deal with it.

Yup.

PS: I am sincerely sorry from breaking the rules of bike porn, I hope you all forgive me and I haven't ruined the universe or something. Maybe.

Double.

but why FFS you think it's so fucking cool and pretty and you put it in porn thread yourself?????
post some gifs with you gf and you having a go at it, it's the same fucking thing, COME ON

Oh yeah, it is cool and pretty. See that paint?!?

The paint is very pretty, you should definitely post a picture somewhere.

Here you go mate. The stem isn't as slammed now though.

This is really nice... except for the tyres.

This is my Samson.

Hipster photo fail

Yeah, I know, non-drive side and all that jazz.

well actually wrong thread mainly but you are getting enough flak for that blunder already

I was actually really fucking bored at work today and was trolling.

That's what the kids call it, right?

give it a rest mate - grab the rope not the shovel

as this happens quite often, maybe velocio can add a sentence under the thread name (in the threads-overview) like "don't post your own bikes here"

as this happens quite often, maybe velocio can add a sentence under the thread name (in the threads-overview) like "don't post your own bikes here"

+1. Would also make the length of the thread about 50% of what it is.

I reckon a fresh start with some more rules would be delish, although relative to the age of this thread i'm a newb so i can't go calling restarts whenever i feel

with the truly special 1000 page mark reached it would be a tragedy to restart now! The rules are the rules.

The rules are the rules.

Lefuckingsigh

almost 60k posts 0.0

Reposted so you can see the damn thing...

(it annoyed be too much).

Non-driveside fail, i know..

NJS fail.

...maybe velocio can add a sentence under the thread name...like "don't post your own bikes here"

oh no, don't do that, hrrundel then may stop coming here!

^^^^^^^^ is that MASH sticker waterproof?

^^^ Parlee's a nice bike apart from the wheels, I guess, but I'm getting a bit bored of these dentists' chequebook builds.

I meant the Parlee (count the ^^^ arrows). That Dodici you posted is the other way round - pure anti except for the wheels.