Bike porn

[quote]essbee Not mine, I wish it was

thought that bob jackson looked familiar, it's from my friend who built up my bike. and for continuity, his mercian vs the red nagasawa from a while back

sorry if this is after-the-fact, i've been on holiday and am trying to catch up on things...

hippy [quote]punkpixel talking of bike porn...

That's just...
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flip [quote]essbee Not mine, I wish it was

thought that bob jackson looked familiar, it's from my friend who built up my bike. and for continuity, his mercian vs the red nagasawa from a while back

sorry if this is after-the-fact, i've been on holiday and am trying to catch up on things...

The bob jackson is absolutely stunning

.... what have I started here?!

4 wheels bad, 5 wheels good!?

^ WTF??
Two frickin big wheels good:

fixed wheel

putting the above image under bike porn seems slightly...wrong

A lot of you will probably have seen this already on FGG...

Sweet truck!

That camoflage scheme wouldn't work in chelsea......

http://www.chainedrevolution.com/images/bikes/merlin/IMG_4640.JPG

even a bloody titanium saddle ouch not great for those longer rides !!

well, it does look amazing..

BIANCHI CRONO COLUMBUS SL

velocity boy 4 wheels bad, 5 wheels good!?

I demand an explination young man!

it's undercarriage - like on a plane.

once you get your wheelie going, you retract it and it becomes a unicycle..

That would make track-standing a damn sight easier!

vegansdontneedgears [quote]velocity boy 4 wheels bad, 5 wheels good!?

I demand an explination young man![/quote]

Explanation:

It's called a Street Surfer.
http://www.streetsurfer.nl/

The StreetSurfer allows you to corner much tighter than a normal bicycle, which translates to an entirely different experience. When you’re cornering hard on the StreetSurfer, you can hear the four front wheels scrubbing and when you normally hear those sounds on a normal bike you know it’s time to back off or else you’ll lose it! On the StreetSurfer, you keep pushing because it will corner much faster.

Basically it's a mutant bike gone horribly wrong and now being sold as the latest gimmick.

thats what i thought

Weird, it's called a 'street surfer', but it looks more like a 'piece of throwaway, embarrassing fucking shit'.

Honestly, whoever promotes this crap should be ashamed of themselves

But dude! It's got integrated and damped steering!!!

(I'd hate to be the father that had to change that thing's tyres after the little feckers rode through a prickle patch..)

Whoever added the 'street surfer' to the Bike Porn thread should be made to ride one daily!

It's like opening up your favourite porn mag getting towards the end, turning the page and see a fat ugly girl showing off her sweaty hairy pu**y.

Spoils everything!!!!!!