Bike porn

The next time someone posts a black, spokky waste of space we should physically force them to make a Fixie Skidder Porn thread.

Sweet FIXEH Bro MAX powah FixieBike PRON !!!

^ I suggest this as the thread tittle.

;)

Gabe, you can't be serious.

Cost aside. This would be my ultimate fixed gear.

Classic looks.
Oversize steel tubing.
Proper ahead steerer/stem.
Silver componentry (campag of course).
Brown leather contact points.

Ticks all the boxes.

(ED: I'd actually colour matched carbon forks though)

Have I shown you a picture of my Nature Boy?

^^ First bike I've seen that those cranks look really good on.

Rourke make oversized steel look good. I think becaused they're raced and kitted out with modern lightweight kit.

But could you live without the chrome Smallfury?

:)

Exactly.

Want something light for climbing, yet tough enough for training miles.

A 853 OS Rouke with carbon fork.
Kinlin XR300 laced 28 2x to Royce Rear.
Kinlin XR270 laced 24 1x to Tune front.
KCNC Alu seatpost and stem.
Syntace bull bars.
Selle italia flite.

jambon. I'd rep you, but picking porn from the Baum site. Is like shooting fish in a barrel.

Have I shown you a picture of my Nature Boy?

No?

No?

let's keep it out of this thread too.

Not as pretty as the Argonaut but we seem to share pretty similar tastes.

let's keep it out of this thread too.

Not going to post it here. I am not a FOOL :-)

needs:

wow. every think is nice... i like to coppi

wow. every think is nice... i like to coppi

Wow. quality think for a 2nd post. Welcome, you are.

Nature likes to coppi.

I like to Moser.

First, it's a repost. Second, it's commercially pure ti therefore saggier than Merlin's sleeve.

There was a bike posted like this a few months back similar looking to this but is a Ti alloy i.e. modern build with downtube shifters. That is the lushness.

Just thinking:

When I look at actual porn I don't question the functionality (would those feel fake?) or personality (she's an annoying bint) of the chick in question.

Should we be soooo strict on the substance here as well as the aesthetics?

Yes they should so strict. I for one do question how tight a porno girls' gash is or if she likes it up the shitter, and I spell so with one o.

...When I look at actual porn I don't question the functionality (would those feel fake?) or personality (she's an annoying bint) of the chick in question...

That's straight >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Not as pretty as the Argonaut but we seem to share pretty similar tastes.

I just think you can have a nice classic steel frame. Without skinny tubes and silly quill stems.

Yes they should so strict. I for one do question how tight a porno girls' gash is or if she likes it up the shitter, and I spell so with one o.

I still can't work out why it's only sad sweaty blokes that post here....

jambon. I'd rep you, but picking porn from the Baum site. Is like shooting fish in a barrel.

There's nothing wrong with making things easy, plus is was off their flickr so there! :D

I just think you can have a nice classic steel frame. Without skinny tubes and silly quill stems.

Hear hear.