Bike porn

are you fucking kidding me - anti

Its not a bike! I was told that Sheldon did not consider downhill mtb to be cycling because pedalling barely features, some downhill mtb's do not have a chainset. So on a similar reasoning this is just a fucking hi tech velocipede.

^^ james why you draggin year-old shit out if we got so much more fun waiting ahead of us?
thats because that bearded cunt, and edscobollox are the pinnacle of a man, never swearing, being rude, or contradicting themselves. you fucking morons, your the biggest bunch of cunts ive ever had the misfortune of coming across. Its good we never met..because YES..i would have probably nutted you by now. I would never associate myself with judgmental fucks like them and i never intended to make friends with anyone who uses this forum. not saying that i wouldnt...but definitely not the wankers who have the highest post rate on this thread

I prefer the term 'deathtrap'.

have you got some magic ability to be able to tell if someone is angry through the internet? you spend enough time on here, it wouldnt surprise me if you did. and why are you once again implying that i am something that i am not? and an outburst? im sitting here stroking my cat, calm as a cucumber enjoying the morning read. Its not like i dont add to this forum, ive posted a few nice bikes on here, i just jump to the opportunity of winding you sad pricks up when i post one shitty bike and you get your knickers in a twist.

thats because that bearded cunt, and edscobollox are the pinnacle of a man, never swearing, being rude, or contradicting themselves. you fucking morons, your the biggest bunch of cunts ive ever had the misfortune of coming across. Its good we never met..because YES..i would have probably nutted you by now. I would never associate myself with judgmental fucks like them and i never intended to make friends with anyone who uses this forum. not saying that i wouldnt...but definitely not the wankers who have the highest post rate on this thread

I think I can see where Ed gets his magic ability to detect an angry little man. That Scoble is a fucking magician, he makes magnets work too.

thats because that bearded cunt, and edscobollox are the pinnacle of a man, never swearing, being rude, or contradicting themselves. you fucking morons, your the biggest bunch of cunts ive ever had the misfortune of coming across. Its good we never met..because YES..i would have probably nutted you by now. I would never associate myself with judgmental fucks like them and i never intended to make friends with anyone who uses this forum. not saying that i wouldnt...but definitely not the wankers who have the highest post rate on this thread

You are so wrong.

James has had a shave now.

thats because that bearded cunt, and edscobollox are the pinnacle of a man, never swearing, being rude, or contradicting themselves. you fucking morons, your the biggest bunch of cunts ive ever had the misfortune of coming across. Its good we never met..because YES..i would have probably nutted you by now. I would never associate myself with judgmental fucks like them and i never intended to make friends with anyone who uses this forum. not saying that i wouldnt...but definitely not the wankers who have the highest post rate on this thread

you're really fucking annoying.

wah wah wah - I don't have any real friends so I have to troll people who hate me

oh do pipe down. Grown ups are talking

are you fucking kidding me - anti
If i could get lines on my bike like that... OOOOoooFFF!

Its not a bike! I was told that Sheldon did not consider downhill mtb to be cycling because pedalling barely features, some downhill mtb's do not have a chainset. So on a similar reasoning this is just a fucking hi tech velocipede.
I still think its a lovely bike... Its like F1 isnt really a car, but all the tech feeds into real cars later on.

I wonder if its possible to make a road going bike with similar lines:-)

Oh, please stop quoting him. Hes on ignore now for a reason

If you don't think downhill bikes are real bikes, try riding one down a proper DH course and also watch some helmet cam footage of a pro. That shit is so real

If you don't think downhill bikes are real bikes, try riding one down a proper DH course and also watch some helmet cam footage of a pro. That shit is so real

Agreed! Also pedalling most definitely is a big part of DHing! Except maybe some parts of the Champery WC course...

I've also yet to see a DH bike without a chainset, so I'm afraid to say dear Mr. Sheldon Brown was wrong on that occasion.

Oh, please stop quoting him. Hes on ignore now for a reason

You can not ignore him, you got him to stay.

He has at least one other friend here, Cornelius Blackfoot.

and dancing james..you can fuck off you silly cockney cunt

Don't call James a cockney. He may be many things, including a cunt, but cockney is not amongst them.

Don't call James a cockney. He may be many things, including a cunt, but cockney is not amongst them.

I would pay to hear him try to do a cockney accent though.

It would make my day.

I would pay to hear him try to do a cockney accent though.

I think I would probably pay to hear that too!

I was told that Sheldon did not consider downhill mtb to be cycling because pedalling barely features

If/when citation can be provided I'll happily declare Sheldon Brown to be a cretin.

tom. mentioned it to me.

so i will cite a passing conversation whilst out on a trail together.

If/when citation can be provided I'll happily declare Sheldon Brown to be a cretin.

Downhill Racing

I consider this fad to be bad for cycling, and contrary to the spirit of cycling. It is effectively just a variant form of motorcycle racing, since most of the power is provided by the machinery that carries the rider and bike to the top of the run. Bicycling should be a human-powered activity, or it is not bicycling to me.

http://www.sheldonbrown.com/gloss_da-o.html

the word troll should be banned, every one calling people trolls are trolls there self! its just silly

U mad bro?

yes i am

thats because that bearded cunt, and edscobollox are the pinnacle of a man, never swearing, being rude, or contradicting themselves. you fucking morons, your the biggest bunch of cunts ive ever had the misfortune of coming across. Its good we never met..because YES..i would have probably nutted you by now. I would never associate myself with judgmental fucks like them and i never intended to make friends with anyone who uses this forum. not saying that i wouldnt...but definitely not the wankers who have the highest post rate on this thread

I'm in love with you.

Just to prove that Nyquil does not sit there sitting calm and happy, this is a PM I received from him on 21/04/2010:

"you

have succeeded in proving to me how much of a cunt you really are. i only dream i could one day meet you so i could see if you act like the way you do on this forum to my face because judging by the scrawny bearded fuck in that photo i have seen of you i would tear your fucking spine out through your chest. cunt"

I just revisit it when I need a chuckle.

I bet he was still sitting calmly, stroking his cock when he wrote that. I think you may misunderstand him.

Yes.

I think we all know that what Nyquil really needs is a hug.

Where's Brave?