Bike porn

I am going to buy a gold plating kit so I can gold plating everything on my bike that I am building to all my heart's desire. Wait a few weeks, I will have the result.

Can someone please direct me to the rules/criterion of bike porn please?

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1. Only post pictures of bikes that exemplify the perfect marriage of form and function, a masterpiece of aesthetics and craftmanship.
   
2. Memorise every bike already posted, and never, ever repost.
   
3. No matter how beautiful it may be, never, ever post your own bike
   
   

That's it. I think.

^thats the brilliant

1. Only post pictures of bikes that exemplify the perfect marriage of form and function, a masterpiece of aesthetics and craftmanship.
   
2. Memorise every bike already posted, and never, ever repost.
   
3. No matter how beautiful it may be, never, ever post your own bike
   
4. No MTBs
   
   
   
   

Fixed

Uber botique light weight fork on lugged frame? Not sure

On the right bike, an old Crane or a complete Golden Arrow 105 group could be perfectly acceptable. The suggestion that only 1st tier groupsets are welcome leads some misguided folk to assume that anything with a 1st tier groupset is porn. It's not about being expensive, it's about being technically and aesthetically correct.

THIS^

William you leave me very dissapoint. Plum

I don't think the little bit of extra weight will be an issue. The color might wear off, but it will probably still looks good.

1. No slack chains.
   
2. No badly adjusted saddles.
   
3. No Shimano unless it's Dura Ace
   

4. No aluminium - ever, under any circumstances.

5. Only post pictures of bikes that exemplify the perfect marriage of form and function, a masterpiece of aesthetics and craftmanship.

6. Memorise every bike already posted, and never, ever repost.

7. No matter how beautiful it may be, never, ever post your own bike

That's it. I think.

Thanks, nice rules. However, I have a slight quibble with s.walrus' point 2. I'm new here and this thread is now 904 pages long at 50 posts per page. If every post was a picture(s) of sexy bikes and nothing else I'd be happy to read it all, however, most of it is crap/opinion/dispute and I genuinely don't have the time to go through it all. So, I'll take my chances if I find anything else I consider porn and decide to post it but I think I get the gist now.

Thanks again, on with the show...

Conversions don't go down to well either.

#rules

Rules... ???
If you think its porn and it aint yours post it... Ignore the thread repost/ your handlebars are at the wrong angle Nazis.
Unless your one of these Nazis then you can even post touring bikes in here!!
London Touring Bike and Camping Gear>>>>>>>>>>

ree but nice

all you english cunts

Ouch.

I am going to buy a gold plating kit so I can gold plating everything on my bike that I am building to all my heart's desire. Wait a few weeks, I will have the result.

Why don't you buy a load of that edible gold sheeting Heston Blumenthal uses?
And do a sugar glaze lacquer too.

why not go the whole hog and make the entire bike out of dehydrated ox tail soup first

Yum.

Ouch.

It's true though, it's not that hard to say a 5 letter word

1. No slack chains.
   
2. No badly adjusted saddles.
   
3. No Shimano unless it's Dura Ace
   
4. No aluminium - ever, under any circumstances.
   
   

And no norks.

or plums

I think the consensus was that plums are OK. I actually find the swinging doodle gif quite cathartic.

Like a hypnotists watch.

Must.Resist.Posting.Swinging.Davinas

I cant find the gif

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here-

... the wrong angle Nazis.
Unless your one of these Nazis ...

Jesus Christ, what's with you and Nazis?

London Touring Bike and Camping Gear>>>>>>>>>>

Where? I want some o'that.