Bike porn

posting your own bike in porn is literally the same as having a wank whilst looking at your own sister

It doesn't count if she doesn't mind.

I stand by saying my bike has a blad, unfashionable look that you'll have all seen 400000000 times before...

ftfy

simplistic sexy charm..

it's gash.

needs a shorter stem.

it's gash.

what a return

Boo.. Its not a project, its finished...

Uhohs.. I have a feeling I am going to be punished for wrong posting. I stand by saying my bike has a simplistic sexy charm..

posting your own bike in porn is literally the same as having a wank whilst looking at your own sister

wow, so this is like wanking over a special needs relative?

It doesn't count if she doesn't mind.

In this analogy LFGSS is a sister who minds, a lot, and is going to tell your parents and have you sent to boarding school.

In this analogy LFGSS is a sister who minds, a lot, and is going to tell your parents and has you killed

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I suppose I best post my single speed... I am super fond of it!

Be gentle :D

The fact that you added the "Be gentle" suggests that you know better and are using an alias. There is nothing big or clever about trolling the porn thread.

posting your own bike in porn is literally the same as having a wank whilst looking at your own sister

Do not know why it has to be in the family but Posting stuff you owe is like taking your Wife to a table dance bar.

Mr Tester in the kitchen with the lead piping?

Loving the Tornado.

(Even though I hate red and yellow, conversions and compact time trial frames)

@no*dice, you would not consider your wife family?

Wanking over your wife is not usually frowned upon

depends on how alive she is

Even if she weren't alive you could claim that you were reliving the memory...

by over I mean thinking of not in the literal sense

what has happened here? where are the bikes?

oz, can i wank over your wife and see if you frown?

by over I mean thinking of not in the literal sense

and for that reason, I'm out.

If I had a wife then I would be happy for you to think of her and wank. I would frown if I had to watch you wank.

I suppose I best post my single speed... I am super fond of it!

I'm not super fond of you.

Do not know why it has to be in the family but Posting stuff you owe is like taking your Wife to a table dance bar.

My ex-girlfriend was a fairly timid type... we were in Kings Cross in Sydney one night so she could have a look at the underbelly of the city... Her idea, not mine.

Anyway, she decided she wanted to have a look in one of the establishments advertising "erotic performances".

Suffice to say, we lasted in there about 45 seconds.

What I mean was... We entered the establishment, and had left within the space of about 45 seconds.

Lovely, very similar to mine...

Repost?

Awesome.

@no*dice, you would not consider your wife family?

Yeah but there is family and family, you know? Let's say "taking your GF to a...." Think this will match better.

What I mean was... We entered the establishment, and had left within the space of about 45 seconds.

Brilliant.

On topic:

Pearoasts one and all probably, but ah sure.