Bike porn

oh boy... look at this page! and here I was thinking that this was a fixed-gear/single-speed forum...

You only just joined the bloody forum you twit.

Oh dear. Can you remove those pics mdcc. It's meant to be a porn thread and that certainly ain't porn

that certainly ain't porn

But it's a *Fixed Fixie Singlespeed Racing Triathlon bike*™ with flat bars and dérailleurs; how can that not be porn?

For to how not be this?

But it's a *Fixed Fixie Singlespeed Racing Triathlon bike*™ with flat bars and dérailleurs; how can that not be porn?

By having 'triathlon' in the name. They all look horrible because of their setup.

Are you sure?

I'd love it.

Shame about the slammed seat post, still worth it.
Yoshi Kono Built Allez Pista.

Nice. DA 10?

That's not the DA 10 chain, nonce.

the original langster?

lanjster

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what i particularly like about this shot is that it's not the fact that they're playing dominoes that's most striking about the image, it's the mystery of the damn thing. i mean, are they about to have a big row? are they seething about a business matter and they've ended up playing a round just to see if it will ease the tension. you just can't tell. fascinating. of course, my mother was never keen on music. For her Bob Marley was just noise. And in a sense my father was just a man who was there, around, in her face. Who knows whether we'd all have been better people: johnny, marlon, deezle and myself, if he'd have had a more, i don't know, proactive role in our upbringing (one hesitates to use that word as it's so encumbered with american psychobabble associations), but he surely could have rallied us. oh my god, rallied sounds so militaristic, but you know what i mean. oh, i nearly forgot to ask, is marita bringing the big blanket with her this year?? i hope she does. jimminy and ricket love it. it's so lush. and all those badges. i mean, a scout badge from the 50s are something else isn't aren't they, they're probably worth some money to the right people. i'd ebay them if i were them. but what do i know!!!! ps did the scouts really award badges for gutting rabbits?? incredible if they did! should i say that, even? i'm vegetarian after all. or at least i should be, if i could stop myself from eating all this beef. my god, Wilma needs to stop bringing meat to the meetings. it's sooooo delish! i started by eating a few pieces, now i can't stop. is it air-dried? it must be; it's lish. yum yum yummity i say. by the way, talking about bikes, is that geared bike nearly ready yet. i've heard that you're making a geared bike for gregory and he says it'll be wicked. by the by, everyone is saying that the fixded forum is shit these days as it's full of geared bikes and mountain bikes and that mr tester is a pompous cunt who's taken it over and bullies everyone. what a twat if that's the case. i mean, you can't do that can you. just take something over and just sit on something. didn't aunty carol once wet herself at the am dram do. hadn't she had a lot of ginger wine. we all said that she had whiskers and warts and jeanie said to us that we were nazis because we were so physically fixated but we just said maybe your just ugly, and she cried and didn't we stick her in the back of jed's van at that point? or was it after. she was well pissed. but she makes candles now for a living, or is it candleabres. that can't be how you spell that. candle holders. you know what i mean. ps are you and si going to glastonbury next year. i'm not gonna bother if there's rappers. but if it's sunny fuck it maybe i will and just go for the buzz. i went before the big wall went up and it was well cool. it's massive. really a huge site. we saw loads of great bands. i like that guy who plays with his sister and dresses in red and white. he's a bit portly but rocks the mike!! i saw a documentary (i know this is to do with nothing relevant; i'm always sounding off about random shit, so what!!) about this bird that can fly really low and fast over the sea but all the other birds peck it and as a result it doesn't fly much but it's like a super animal. it's evolving itself quicker than anything else on earth, and that is including mankind. which isn't really that surprising but then it actually is when you think about it as steven hawkins is a human. so what they're saying is that the bird must be from space which is weird but then maybe not. but then again why does it have to be from space???? and not here. anyway. i've got to go. or something.

original langster

Ha. Sounds like a parody of 'Original Gangster' by Ice-T.

Or even Original Prankster by Offspring.

That's not the DA 10 chain, nonce.

Alright sugarlump, didn't look at the photo properly. Check the chainring, come on!

Only thing I dislike is the rear hub.

Thats a Tune, very nice. Not sure why they went for the Disc brake version though.
https://www.starbike.com/images/tune/hires/singlespeeder_v.jpg

If someone could explain to me why the non-drive side flange is so big, I'd grateful. A dishless wheel could just as easily be obtained by using the same size as the drive-side, and moving it out a few mm. All I can think of is that the construction, means the hub uses more of the same parts the standard rear uses, and therefore reduces cost of production.
Tune? really?

http://images0.hiboox.com/images/1809/ba47157bc1c00e4010c6a575c2cd0aba.jpg

There's a very real danger of overhanging branches getting caught in those cables.

Theres just something about this bike, i love it!

The individual yellow spokes perhaps ?

Pearoast and shit

Japanese steel road bikes really don't float my Raoul Moat!