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this ones not much better but she is naked
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oh shut up you lot she's lovely.
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i like the frame more than the girl
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So you're only connection to Scotland is that your Great Grandad was born there and yet you still wear a kilt?
The mind boggles....:-$Your just jealous that I have pride in my heritage. Lets face the fact that you are envious of me, my skill, my dashing good looks, my single malt collection, lest we forget about my ability to construct kick ass track bikes.
I am not sure how old you are pistanator, but my birth certificate says 1966. I started racing the track in 1981-82. Chances are you werent even born yet. I quite possibly have a pair of boots older than you. You keep wanting to "show your ass" as we say here, which is a polite way of saying "your puppydog body cant backup your bulldog mouth". Insulting me, or my heritage isnt the answer.
As I said earlier, "at the end of the day, i'll still drink beer with you."
Let it go, your anger/jealousy of me is going to be your downfall, ok kitten?
DW
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You're born in America, and are an American, that all we need to know to understand why 'cunt' is a fighting word to you, while it's a polite word we says to our grandmothers here in the UK.*
nothing wrong with that really, just no more friendly fires please.**
*is it wrong to enjoy hearing your grandmother repeatly uttered 'cunt'?
**joking.
"Cunt" here is the insult of insults. You call a woman that, and she will slap the shit out of you. Call a man that and its "on".
DW
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I am not sure how old you are pistanator, but my birth certificate says 1966. I started racing the track in 1981-82. Chances are you werent even born yet. I quite possibly have a pair of boots older than you.dunno, pistantor is old....
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^^^don't worry DW, a bit of irony passing for humour over the pond here. "Cunt" is a bad word here too, more or less the same social impacts as the ones you outline. Unless you're mates, oddly (see Object for more details). Still don't know where that leaves you with Pistinator though....:S
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Only right this should be in the bike porn thread....
PJM's guide to safe mountain biking.
When taking part in any extreme sport, it's advisable to inspect your equipment and ensure that it's in tip top condition to minimise the risk of breakage and injury whilst on the trails. A negligent rider experiencing a mechanical failure will tell you that there's nothing worse than coming off suddenly and ruining an otherwise excellent ride.Here's a list of things to look out for on your mountain bike before you take to those gnarly trails.
Gussets and frame damage
A bicycle frame is manufactured from either aluminium, steel or carbon fibre. The weak points of the frame are usually the areas where one tube has been welded to another and is usually the point where fatigue is likely to manifest itself by cracking. Some frames feature small reinforcing gussets to strengthen the joints. Because they're under stress, it's absolutely essential that you make sure that your gusset area is carefully checked for signs of an obvious crack. The gusset helps reinforce the head tube area of your frame and because this particular part of the frame is subject to frequent stress, cracked metal here may be a sign of imminent frame breakage, sudden gusset failure can have extremely messy consequences if you are thrown head first over the handlebars without warning.
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Any hint of gusset damage should be taken very seriously before you attempt to swing a leg over the saddle.**Suspension Settings
Suspension forks are usually filled with damping oil which dampens out impacts which would otherwise be felt by the rider. it stands to reason that a buttery smooth stroke action will reward with less strain on the wrists, so careful maintenance will pay dividends. Likewise, making sure that the rebound is controlled will prevent the fork from **bouncing repeatedly into your face during a strenuous ride.
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Forks themselves are generally robust, depending on the manufacturer but inadequate sealing can mean that oily fork fluid is forced past the fork seals themselves. **The tops of the legs should always be checked for signs of dampness before mounting the bike.
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If fitted, rear suspension needs attention too. The rear shock is responsible for keeping the wheel in contact with the ground and maintaining traction/braking. The diligent mountain biker will therefore carefully inspect the shaft of the shock before weighting the saddle and pounding it firmly a few times. Although a small amount of fluid leakage at the end of the shaft is perfectly normal if the oil seepage is excessive then your shock may require a rebuild.Like the forks, the rear shock features rebound adjustment to ensure that the bike does not** buck and writhe underneath you too much whilst riding vigorously.** You should ensure that your suspension is adjusted so that the saddle** isn't ****pummelling you from behind and throwing you off balance .
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BrakesYour brakes are the most important component of your bike and should be in tip top condition at all times. With hydraulic brakes, fluid forced along a tube is responsible for pressing the brake pads against the rotor and slowing your down. If your bike has stood unused for a length of time, it's worth buying a brake bleeding kit which works by sucking the fluid out of the end of the hose until not a drop is left of the old brake fluid. The brake is then refilled with new brake fluid, pumped a few times until it becomes firmer in your fingers and you're ready to go again.
Wheels
Spoked wheels maintain their strength by virtue of the fact that the wheel is under considerable tension. A tired wheel may well feel disappointingly floppy when you grasp it with both hands and twist it from side to side. A loose wheel is going to buckle sooner or later, but there are remedial actions you can take.
The spoke is joined to the rim by small metal nipple. Extreme caution should be exercised if you should happen across a buckled rim, make sure that you use a high quality nipple tensioner and gently tweak the nipple quarter of a turn at a time. **Take it slowly and you'll last the distance **with a stronger and more responsive wheel.
Lubrication
Selfishly grinding away without ensuring everything is carefully lubed first is a no-no. The cassette in particular should be oiled so that each of the gears spins smoothly. Check for lubrication by running your finger along the length of the chain. If the residue is dark and gritty, then you'll need to clean the drivetrain and relube everything. Likewise, too much oil attracts dirt and can quickly damage a chain. Tell tale flecks of oil on the frame itself can be a giveaway that you've been overdoing the oiling. Many a time I've seen a considerable amount of lube dripping from the flange between the chainstay and the bottom bracket.
Final preparation
Your clothing should be up to the task too. Always wear a cycle helmet and make sure that your helmet is never dropped or subject to weakening impacts. Some riders use an old pillowcase to cover the helmet with a protective sheath while not in use.
That's the important points covered. Your trusty steed is now ready for the outing so mount her quickly and enjoy an exhilarating ride before you go off the boil.
Enjoy the ride, but try not to take too many risks out there. Only last week I fell off balance and almost forced it into a nearby crevice unexpectedly . It gave me a fright I can tell you! However, I yanked back hard and avoided ending up in the dirt track which headed in the wrong direction.
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Your just jealous that I have pride in my heritage. Lets face the fact that you are envious of me, my skill, my dashing good looks, my single malt collection, lest we forget about my ability to construct kick ass track bikes.
I am not sure how old you are pistanator, but my birth certificate says 1966. I started racing the track in 1981-82. Chances are you werent even born yet. I quite possibly have a pair of boots older than you. You keep wanting to "show your ass" as we say here, which is a polite way of saying "your puppydog body cant backup your bulldog mouth". Insulting me, or my heritage isnt the answer.
As I said earlier, "at the end of the day, i'll still drink beer with you."
Let it go, your anger/jealousy of me is going to be your downfall, ok kitten?
DW
You really are a strange one aren't you? FYI I'm 32yo born in Liverpool, 1976. If you I was insulting you then forgive me but you've totally missed the point.
This all started when I commented on a pic of you in your kilt. The reason I asked and the point I was trying to raise is:
'what is it with Americans and always claiming to be of another nationality yet actually have no connections to the place at all'
I wasn't meaning to be smarmy or offensive just curious and if I was honest a bit fed up of listening to Americans giving it 'Oh, my Great Uncle Jimmy had a mate that was from Doneghal so that's why I drink Guinness all the time and dye my hair green!' Or such like...
I work with a Yank, lovely girl and have a lot of time for her but even she claims to have family from all over the world yet the past 4 generations are all born and bred in the US and she has absolutely no connections to any of the so called places of origin...
It was just a bit gaulling to see yet another American standing in a kilt as if he'd just stepped off the plane from Glasgow yet you have proved you have absolutely no connection to the place except your Great Grandad was born there! Do me a favour, I have more family currently living in the US than you have ever had living in Scotland but I don't feel the need to walk round with the Stars & Stripes draped over my neck while munching on a hotdog! Rant over! ;-)Kisses,
Graham, International Jetsetter from Liverpool with a bit of South American and funnily enough, Scottish thrown in too!
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You really are a strange one aren't you? FYI I'm 32yo born in Liverpool, 1976. If you I was insulting you then forgive me but you've totally missed the point.
This all started when I commented on a pic of you in your kilt. The reason I asked and the point I was trying to raise is:
'what is it with Americans and always claiming to be of another nationality yet actually have no connections to the place at all'
I wasn't meaning to be smarmy or offensive just curious and if I was honest a bit fed up of listening to Americans giving it 'Oh, my Great Uncle Jimmy had a mate that was from Doneghal so that's why I drink Guinness all the time and dye my hair green!' Or such like...
I work with a Yank, lovely girl and have a lot of time for her but even she claims to have family from all over the world yet the past 4 generations are all born and bred in the US and she has absolutely no connections to any of the so called places of origin...
It was just a bit gaulling to see yet another American standing in a kilt as if he'd just stepped off the plane from Glasgow yet you have proved you have absolutely no connection to the place except your Great Grandad was born there! Do me a favour, I have more family currently living in the US than you have ever had living in Scotland but I don't feel the need to walk round with the Stars & Stripes draped over my neck while munching on a hotdog! Rant over! ;-)Kisses,
Graham, International Jetsetter from Liverpool with a bit of South American and funnily enough, Scottish thrown in too!
Why do you give a fuck if I wear a kilt? Does it bother you that much? If it does, i will probably wear it daily while I am there, hoping you will see me and i hope it eats at you. I cant wait to see your red face...
hugs and kisses.
DW
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If someone was born in America, was raised in America, then they're pretty much an American, just having a distance relation who's from Not-America doesn't make it any less American.
take my cousin for instance, my dad's brother move to America yonks ago, my cousin was born in New York and was raised there, what pissed me off about him is he claimed to be 'half British' when he's definitely 100% American, half British JUST because his father is British.
his accent, his upbringing, his everything is American, I just.. what? it's really confusing, I gave him a right slap when he came to London and tried to pass it off as if he know London, it's nice that he acknowledge his heritage, but God sake, don't pretend to be something he's not
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With all due respect edscoble, that's ridiculous.
If his mother is American, and his Dad is British then he is half british, half american. My father is Pakistani, and my mother is English and I definitely regard myself as half Pakistani. I have a lot of family there, half my family lives by a wholly differently culture to the other half. If you want to consider him 100% American, that's your lookout, but bear in mind that many people are actually quite proud of their heritage, and it is this mixing of cultures that makes the society that we have today as tolerant, and interesting as it is.
I don't want to start a flamewar as seems to have happened a bit in this thread, but your comment riled me a little :-)
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Why do you give a fuck if I wear a kilt? Does it bother you that much? If it does, i will probably wear it daily while I am there, hoping you will see me and i hope it eats at you. I cant wait to see your red face...
hugs and kisses.
DW
It won't bother me in the slightest, just think it's hilarious that Yanks try and cling on to the last bit of connection they may have to any other country, yet actually have fuck all connection at all
Like I say, I have loads of family in California - Redwood City, San Francisco, San Mateo, Sacramento, Long Beach, Huntington Beach - all Scousers that have emigrated there over the last 40 years or so. My Grandad who is over 80 has a fucked up Scouse/Yank accent. They all have American citizenship BUT all have more UK roots than you! So stick that up your sporran and smoke it!!Kisses
Graham 'Dey Do Dow, Don't Dee Dow'
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With all due respect edscoble, that's ridiculous.
If his mother is American, and his Dad is British then he is half british, half american. My father is Pakistani, and my mother is English and I definitely regard myself as half Pakistani. I have a lot of family there, half my family lives by a wholly differently culture to the other half. If you want to consider him 100% American, that's your lookout, but bear in mind that many people are actually quite proud of their heritage, and it is this mixing of cultures that makes the society that we have today as tolerant, and interesting as it is.
I don't want to start a flamewar as seems to have happened a bit in this thread, but your comment riled me a little :-)
No I see what you meant, but here's the thing, he's not born in the UK and then live in America, wouldn't that be considered half-british? rather than born and raised in America but father's british?
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