Bike porn

Wicks!

What is it?

This

^ They'd be better if that was my bike, or me.

This. :o$

This

oh yeeeeeeah, i see it now! thanks

This. :o$
is that Jesus after his mishap?

was the crucifixion a "mishap"

probably just the biblical equivalent of a stag do prank

was the crucifixion a "mishap"
id say it was a pretty big mishap, but its all a load of rubbish anyway, everybody knows that Mary had a one night stand, to avoid being stoned to death for adultery she protested she got implanted by angels semen sent down by god from his palace in the clouds.

He has it done!

reminds me of that hg wells quotation...

reminds me of that hg wells quotation...

"twat"

Pvvv!!!

"Every time I see an fucking yuppi on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future"

i think the guy looks good on his bike, and it looks like a nice city bike too, he looks sharper than many people on their rides. it's nice to see such a dignified looking cyclist too

Fixie

Track Bicycle

Flame me, but in my dictionary the word "fixie" annoys me so much that I've reassigned it to mean any fixed wheel bicycle that has been butchered into a fugly piece of crap.

if its got risers its clearly not a track bike. if its ridden on the street its clearly not a track bike. if you ride it on the street its a fixed gear/fixie.

i dont see why people get so vexed at the word fixie. thats clearly what it is

I just wouldn't be up for riding in a pair of trousers that cost £250, props for that alone.

I just wouldn't be up for riding in a pair of trousers that cost £250

But I'm guessing you don't have a full-enclosure chain case on your bike.

Picture ugly Lo Pro from Ukraine
He has it done!

Want!

hope it would redeem the sadness i brought here! cheers!

This is a pretty decent bike, and 11bizztool's only real crime here, like so many who stumble into this ambush of a forum, is to be a well-meaning, enthusiastic chap who likes his bikes. come on now fellas, cut him some slack. bike porn should, like regular porn, allow for a few bum hairs and cancerous growths. And don't forget, 99% of bikes on here thread honk, whatever their provenance.

But I'm guessing you don't have a full-enclosure chain case on your bike.

I was actually thinking about the wear on the crotch, haha!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/flickuh/4367933267/

that black bike up there is a bike for Bennys

http://www.flickr.com/photos/flickuh/4367933267/

forgive my impudence, but this bike was once a black labrador, a much loved family pet! A little greedy; the fat silly thing, georgy porgy we called him or porger, ate a rotted mouse, one dad had put to sleep with bare right foot, but not buried deep between greenhouse and fence. it was drizzly, the sort of evening cats love, and he was taping choral evensong on maxell 60 and ready to turn over during prayers when sambi meaowed and he'd looked up, saw nothing but curtain but knew that low persistent death call and placed down the wine from tea, reached under armchair and finding not slippers didn't called out to Edith but off came socks, and already there were thoughts of wet concrete, of sudden dark cold. john as an animal... snails, he thought. crunch. he stopped as he keyed backdoor, and licked lips, he wanted the night. wanted to slide across the lawn and dive into the dark wet privet, wanted to become a bike posted by charlesreza on page 678 of the bike porn thread twenty three years later, a bike he already he knew would sum up that sodden greasy evening: synthesise all things black dog and slug, all things dark and wet. all things dead and cold... and now he knew peace, felt the certainty of edith's embrace, her wet tongue, her eager breath, her dark corners.

Was wondering where you disappear off to!