Bike porn

thats what she said.

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good lord this is so bautiful it makes my wanna cry and wank at the same time

edit: knowing that I'll look like an utter newbie I still have to ask - what is the leather band around the top tube for?

Crank

to cry and wank. after one has encountered an unfortunate incident in which they are forced to cry they go away to wank and cry at the same time.

jeremy cranked after ashley smacked him

Don't be silly.

it's to stop your cock from touching the top tube when you're getting out of the saddle to sprint.

nobody like a cock stuck on the top tube on a cold winter day.

+1

nobody like a cock stuck on the top tube on a cold winter day.

Makes the Swedish practice of ollning sound like an extreme sport, given the weather they have up there.

Flame on...?

what's with the white glove, is it some sort of priceless paper artefact?

To be fair if my bike was that shiny I think I'd handle it only in white gloves, a microfibre tee and a pair of full length leggings made entirely from chamois...

These would be fixed to my feet...

Loving that Moser ^

Everytime I see one of these I think of Veronica Moser thanks to this forum.

Veronica Moser is fantastic, I seriously encourage those who hasn't heard of her to search for her via google image search, I'm sure you'll be taken aback quite easily.

you won't see anything like it.

Yes Ed, one for the crankers.

Which come first? the cry or the wank?

It's the age old question.

I dont like 'crank' it's not descriptive enough.
I always found running it together to make crywank to be more suitable.

Given that it's also a bike component and we're in bike porn, I'm afraid crank stands.

That's a bit like a handstand but...

Given that it's also a bike component and we're in bike porn, I'm afraid crank stands.

My point exactly, cranking sounds too cyclingy.
The crywank is more universal than that.
Anyone can crywank.

Crywank is too obvious. You have to be in the know to understand cranking.

i like "Crank" 'tis good for subtlety....

Just for the page number really

but a Look 585 is porn worthy, although you might handle alpine descents quicker on one of these

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Veronica Moser is fantastic, I seriously encourage those who hasn't heard of her to search for her via google image search, I'm sure you'll be taken aback quite easily.

you won't see anything like it.

You bastard

Hetchins with two speed fixed hubs, integrated headset and charter lea chainset.

This page is Evil.

Just for the page number really

this instead

Best frame I have ever had!