Bike porn

i laughed so loud that i'm pretty sure i just woke everyone in my house up when i saw that brake lever.

I guess when you need to brake you can also take the opportunity to scratch your ass

It looks like the owner is trying to use it as a mudguard, too. tehehe

im just astounded.
what the fuck?!

This cannot possibly be the bike porn thread.

I hate amateur porn, me.

im just astounded.
what the fuck?!

they're just trying to make their bike 'legal' to ride on the road, despite the fact it would be easier and more convenience to put it in the right place.

I think that paricular cyclist is stuck in the mindset that if he's seen with a front brake, he's automatically a poseur.

what a ketchup.

TRIBUTE TO THE PLATE FORK CROWN

Superprecise's favourite out of the lots;

my favourite? this understated beauty (obviously not a plate crown fork);

I think that paricular cyclist is stuck in the mindset that if he is not seen with a front brake, he's automatically a poseur.

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they're just trying to make their bike 'legal' to ride on the road, despite the fact it would be easier and more convenience to put it in the right place.

But having two ways of braking the same wheel doesnt make it legal.

Also, anyone who thinks a good place for a brake lever is half up their arse. Would likely find there is no room, due to their head being up there.

TRIBUTE TO THE PLATE FORK CROWN

All the nice looking ones are not true plate crowns. All the true plate crowns are ugly.

But having two ways of braking the same wheel doesnt make it legal.

Also, anyone who thinks a good place for a brake lever is half up their arse. Would likely find there is no room, due to their head being up there.

It's in Japan where the law is different

It's in Japan where the law is different

But their arse's are even smaller. Making the head, + lever, up arse combo even trickier. [/rasist]

no slippin' off the back then?

this is the first time ive ever seen smallfury be offensive
im shocked!

I thought the stupidly mounted brak lever was a california legal thing. Sure it came up last year(fuck searching for it tho) after a similar porn attempt, cue piss taking, then an American piped up, tried to justify it and got laughed at...
Does anyone else remember this episode or is it my fevered brain?

I like this.
I don't like the what bits, but the half rust half black is noice.

That be a BLB track too if I am not mistaken.

the half paint job is fucking shit and tacky

it looks cheaply made because of the paintjob.

The NJS two/three-tone frames are in general nice because they're well painted and fade into one another.

Not to be cocky, but is this suppose to be a Porn Thread ????

they're just trying to make their bike 'legal' to ride on the road,

These setups are insane. I'm not a lawyer, but i would presume that having a brake you can't actually use isn't any different to having no brakes. I mean if it was you could carry the brake around in your bag.

what a ketchup.

indeed

Needs half rat look components to make it work not just the paint.

Like this but a bike. Still wouldn't bee seen riding it tho.

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