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How the fuck am I talking "dirty"?

wait.. is that sarcasm?

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talking dirty = sexual words/talk

talking about puking on privates... extra dirty. Literally

therefore... 'do you always talk dirty' makes perfect sense

talking dirty = sexual words/talk

talking about puking on privates... extra dirty. Literally

therefore... 'do you always talk dirty' makes perfect sense

Right, so its perfectly okay for a male to say, puke on cock but if the roles are reversed its called talking dirty? I see.

i think you will find it was a joke.....

oh well...... back to the bike porn!!

agreed.

The only time I was ever lucky enough to see a LotusSport Pursuit Bike, was when a total show-off rode his own through Croydon town centre, at about 2mph!

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In Croydon? Obviously nicked it...

Aleksi, I can't believe you though "puke on boobs/cunt/whatever" was talking dirty! tsk tsk young man!

the lotus bike made famous by chris boardman is almost too obvious for the porn thread, and id be really suprised if it hadnt been posted already. but why the hell doesnt anybody make a frame like this, even if it isnt UCI legal. i reckon it would sell, if they could make it durable enough. we dont all want to race!

i love the fat aero single sided stays, and what appears to be the sproket on the outside of the chain stay. i cant find a photo of the bike from the front or back, but it must be super thin. if this thing had headtube/set similar to the specialized TTR and other modern TT bikes it would look amazing.

Lotus already did make it for public consumption...they did a special version that was street legal with a brake if i remember correctly...obviously didn't sell enough to make it worthwhile.

can someone point me in the direction of the origin of the whole 'pukes on...' thing. was it ever actually funny?

that moser frame looks a lot like the one andyp has. and yes it is sweet.

am liking that merckx lo pro too

can someone point me in the direction of the origin of the whole 'pukes on...' thing. was it ever actually funny?

no more so than fucking 'arrospoks'.

the Intense M1 a close second

I own one of these, mine has Big-uns laced to D521's and XTR cranks and mech, you can usually find them on eBay for about a monkey, the linkages, bearing assemblies and decals are still readily available, they make fantastic restoration projects.

that hirststrong is awesome

Everyone got annoyed by the new one, only in oversize clamp (31mm) and only in black! [Cinelli Priests]

A nice alternative is the Nitto Jitensha, designed by and sold exclusively Jitensha Studios in Berkley, CA and made for them by Nitto.

http://www.jitensha.com/eng/flatbar05.html

Just crossed this pic, so incredible, i love lasers!
Ever only seen one for sale, here in amsterdam, on a belgium site, for 1650.. I wish i copped at the time

if those are all owned by one man, I hate him

love the second one without the seatube

Bet it wouldn't love you so much Rik :)

The 2nd from the back looks pretty special to me!

Bet it wouldn't love you so much Rik :)

jajaja, she will choose you rather that me for sure

A nice alternative is the Nitto Jitensha, designed by and sold exclusively Jitensha Studios in Berkley, CA and made for them by Nitto.

http://www.jitensha.com/eng/flatbar05.html

yeah I did saw that, can't find a way to get it deliver to the UK thought, seemed to be a little wider than cinelli

Yup you're right.
Welded differently, but definately not fillet brazed. :)

"And now a word about Cannondale's hallmark smooth weld bead. It's a common misconception that said weld bead requires sanding to achieve its smooth finish. In fact, the weld bead is smooth, right out of the weld booth. The smooth finish is created by a two-pass, puddle welding technique that Cannondale employs. Cannondale points out that their welding technique produces better penetration than welds that exhibit the typical "stack of dimes" appearance. Better penetration results in a stronger joint. Furthermore, the high and low spots on stack of dimes weld beads may act as stress risers—a potential compromise of weld durability."

Strange, the welding on my Cannondale Gemini looks like it has been filed smooth, looking very closely it's not perfectly rounded, and there are slight flat spots that I wouldn't expect from the sounds of the 'puddle' technique.