Bike porn

Im laughing. Sorry, but you just posted your own bike here on a bike porn thread, and expected us to go oooh omgz wow? And because we're not you're crying?

here's my own (I know generally you're not supposed to post your own but i figure with this bike it's an exception...)

Meh, nothing special ;)

nice forks

Mr 'dkfxd', do you really think your bike is comparable to this?

come on now ed that's in a league of its own

I ride a bicycle you nationalist, that's all there to it, nothing more.

yes i do. oh mr. internet tough guy (edscoble) what do you ride? i'm interested in seeing your hooptie you wanker

Haha, dear dkfxd, keep digging a hole bigger for yourself, sweetie.

^lol it's an internet forum for bikes. you think i care? i joined here to make a scene i dont give a fuck about some piece of shit forum filled with neon loving hipsters...lol you guys are a sad excuse for people

USA RULES. we'll nuke your bitch ass

Sorry, where's my glasses, I cant read what's he's saying?

Go to bed kid, you're just making yourself sound sillier the more you post.

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seriously guys go wear some girl jeans or some shit

I'm wearing girls jeans, what's your excuse?

oh I love it, keep going big boy, give it to me.

we have nukes as well... what is your point?!

(and yes, your bike is nice... but you are a cock, which negates everything)

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london is for fairy fags

haha, this made me laugh.

Since when is America the one to talk?

dude I'd keep it down to be honest, you've already shown everyone how your whip looks like and I'm sure you wouldn't want anything happening to it, so yeah keep it down dude.

Go read a book and take a fresh batch of morphine or sumin. Oh wait, do they even have books in America (see what I did there?) my point exactly, just keep it on the low and don't post jibberish in this thread.

thank you.

I highly recommended this book;

what have i missed... shit! what´s with all the insults? smoke splifs you all!

who da fuck is dkfxd?

dkfxd RULES!

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now to something completely diferent

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london is for fairy fags

Hilarious. By the time I get to this thread dffxd has tripped Akismet anti-spam stuff so effectively that he's managed to ban himself. Funny shit.

^ so that's why i couldn't see the posts that were being quoted? ha ha

I think this bike is really beautiful, and I particularly like the cover on the top tube. I am just slightly unsure what this kind of thing is called and where I could find one in red...or maybe this is just handlebar tape..i am quite unsure...
http://fixedgeargallery.com/2009/june/10/Moliemoliemolie.htm

That is wank and it looks like it weighs about 125kg

And how is it suppose to stop?

Brilliant, I'm happy at the hissy fit that guy got into but I'm sad that I didn't get a chance to see the whole thing..

that moser frame is a beauty

Brilliant, I'm happy at the hissy fit that guy got into but I'm sad that I didn't get a chance to see the whole thing..

If he'd taken the time to line up his rear tyre logo with the valve this could all ended peacefully.
Tish.