Bike porn

Me & BRM?
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I want to fuck you lot!

I thank you.

Steddy

that would be too much, even for a big man like you, dunc.

You underestimate the power of The Dunk!

I simply love this bike;

This is a circus/trick bike, no? It is very nice.

it is set up completely different from a circus/artistic cycle

Want Want Want!!!

so gay

[quote=Donut!;615522]Want Want Want!!!

so gay[/quote]
fixed

and yeah those bars are so gay

fixed

and yeah those bars are so gay

Calling these bars gay is grossly offensive to homosexuals. Not because the use of term 'gay' as general diparagement is offensive, but because no self respecting queer would touch these bars with a ten foot pole.

gay and made for tiny hands. but the posts that followed made me lol - like proper internet style*

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I wonder if they would work on my Harley? You know, as a wheel chuck. Reprehensible! Those are the kind of bars a totally clueless girlfriend buys you. "Honey, look what I found for your fixie thingie"

They would look great on your bike, and set off your gold lamay short shorts.

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you can drill them, i did mine easy as pie, it's basically a road fork with the brake hole filled with filler then painted.

The annoying thing about the 4ZA/Alpina track fork is you can't drill it for a brake (even though they make an almost identical road fork), so I use an EC90 Aero on my Koga for time trials and just use the track fork when I'm playing at Calshot. Easton don't make a track fork, which is probably the reason the Merckx doesn't have one even though the road bikes do. The Belgian style police would probably complain if they put a Reynolds on there

Perhaps they would look better on this fine ass ride.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NONSENSE.

I'm sorry, but that is the end. This is the last time I ever post on this forum or ride a bike. Those stupid trousers spell the end of civilisation. Thank you no*dice, you have ruined my life. Goodbye.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NONSENSE.

I'm sorry, but that is the end. This is the last time I ever post on this forum or ride a bike. Those stupid trousers spell the end of civilisation. Thank you no*dice, you have ruined my life. Goodbye.

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MC Hammer sure can play the piano!

Hehe... different link now :)

@asm: play it cool like Hammer

THE HYPE RUINED MY LIFE!

need matching glasses:

Your bike is going to be anti-porn enough when its done without some funny spotty paint job anyway :p

Just cus you you're jealous that your toup isn't white...

Shame about one of Benedicts bikes being used as the backdrop for such an invincebly shite pair of strides. Quite liked his lumo rides til that :(

i love how wild these bikes look. i dont actually think theyd be that bad to ride on the streets as long as you wernt riding big hills or had a nice lower end gearing. with the right frame geo i dont think it would even be that lo pro. dont see how this is anymore silly than commuting on tubs, putting risers on track bikes or riding brakeless on the street.

frickin love it!

Could not ride that

re asm and the hammer pants / fgl bike. whoa. that really sucks! Gator = mark anthony