eBay and Craigslist finds

For the girls, £11 and 4 hours to go.

useless without the seatpost.

It looks like the seat tube has been slotted for a clamp already.

Thats one tidy cycle nuknow!!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Gore-Bike-Wear-RIGHT-ONLY-glove-Size-L-/270902983978?pt=UK_Cycling_Clothing&hash=item3f13137d2a

he has two for sale.

Thats one tidy cycle nuknow!!
Oh Hai! you appear to have wandered into a parallel forum.
have a nice day xx

Potential winner of 'best seller description' ever award?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VINTAGE-FIXIE-BIKE-PEUGEOT-RACE-BIKE-FRAME-57CM-UNIQUE-TOUR-FRANCE-/130639587014?pt=UK_sportsleisure_cycling_bikeparts_SR&hash=item1e6ab9e6c6#ht_1353wt_1270

Good grief. Surely trade descriptions would have a field day with that?

Want!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Colnago-C50-Frame-Forks-54cm-C-T-/260946638060?pt=UK_sportsleisure_cycling_bikeparts_SR&hash=item3cc1a1b4ec#ht_500wt_1285

A 5 year old carbon frame?

What about carbon fatigue?

Nah, I'll stick with Ti.

Creative marketing:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Specialized-Rockhopper-Pro-2008-Frame-/280813379837?_trksid=p4340.m1374&_trkparms=algo%3DPI.WATCH%26its%3DC%252BS%26itu%3DUCC%26otn%3D5%26ps%3D63%26clkid%3D6000062529368413912#ht_1160wt_1029

A 5 year old carbon frame?

What about carbon fatigue?

Nah, I'll stick with Ti.

I worry more about my own fatigue

Creative marketing:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Specialized-Rockhopper-Pro-2008-Frame-/280813379837?_trksid=p4340.m1374&_trkparms=algo%3DPI.WATCH%26its%3DC%252BS%26itu%3DUCC%26otn%3D5%26ps%3D63%26clkid%3D6000062529368413912#ht_1160wt_1029

Bet he's getting bored of having to answer all the questions with answers full of lame sexual innnuendo. Or maybe he loves it.

Maybe if he gets the right price she'll chuck in a free nosh.

It is either up selling or cross selling.

Maybe that's him in all that kit?

Should shed a few pounds imho.

Should shed a few pounds imho.

Zing!

While we are at it, I'm not too keen on the underwear either, looks a bit primarky..

While we are at it, I'm not too keen on the underwear either, looks a bit primarky..

Totally.

poor lass is probably reading this and weeping

Totally.

I blame the boyfriend..

It's no surprise the auction's sitting at £30, if she was wearing Agent Provocateur I'm sure it would be soaring ;)

poor lass is probably reading this and weeping

Oh nooooo...I don't want her to end up with any sort of ED...I feel guilty now...NO I'M NOT I'm just pure mean.

While we are at it, I'm not too keen on the underwear either, looks a bit primarky..

A bit bargain basement lap-dancer, no?

A bit bargain basement lap-dancer, no?

For sure. Although I'm sure she's a lovely girl...

Has he not included her boat because it's like a bag of smashed crabs or because she's already featured in certain low-rent top-shelf publications previously?