eBay and Craigslist finds

That was me, shall we see if we can get it up to 100,000?

Don't forget the other bikes

erm.. i've bid 82,000.. who needs an aston martin when you can ruck around on this?

I'll bid the others up shortly

I'm winning on £99K! ;-)

hahahaha

I fink they gonna smell a rat.

Wow a Lobster... i've always wanted one.. i'd easily pay 40,000 quid for that

And... is that really a super rare bikee track master ninja? Wow, 50,000 bid

innit blud!

Flea bay won't let me bid £1M.

Spoilsports, don't they want the sales commission?

..o..e p.p

Hahahaha! Just got this from the ebay thief:

"ok so you are the highestbidder and want to pay £82 Thousand pluse. thats ok with me but if you want to try to play stupid messing up the auction i will report it to ebay and will leave negative feedback"

Stupid cunt!

haha

How about £999,999?

I tremble at the prospect of my bogus one off e bay account getting its one and only negative feedback.

Stupid cnut.

.oo..e ..p

Hahah, Oooh pistanator you must be shitting yourself now.

Sellers can no longer leave negative feedback :-)

Bikee must have vertical dropouts, it's only going for 6600!

Sellers can no longer leave negative feedback :-)

So true!! In my excitement I forgot, which just means he is an even more stupid cnut then I first thought.

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Sellers can no longer leave negative feedback :-)

your quite safe then

....hence me playing Silly Sods with him!

I have just had the three "cover" accounts I created to bid on these bikes frozen by E Bay. Looks like they want to protect the nasty little shit.

T..... ..p

Lets try and get the first £1m bike on there!

Lets try and get the first £1m bike on there!

Tried that, and was frozen with an "account suspeded" message from Flea Bay.

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It gets better!!!!

"ok no worries because the bikes are brought from auctions a long time ago. but i am glad you have made stupid bids and called the police because when they come i will tell them who wasted theretime, you. and you are foolish to think that your a clever man because your the only fool that has put stupid bidds on my auction. so i have already reported it on ebay. good luck. we wil see who made a mistake"

I can hide you if you need a "safe house" Pisty.

.oo... .i.

Ha!

Complete bell!:

"dont worry how i get my things, a lot f people buy from auctions and sell on you fucking fool.but like i said i have already reported you and call the police and dont wat you want."

I sent to him
"Hi can I pay in monthly instalments over the next 40 years for my Bike please? Or don't bike thieves offer finance?"