Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Cervelo-3T-/251471331000

So much terribly terribly wrong, including the dodgy description. Cervelo 57cm frame? New one to me, mate!

That looks really dodgy. Post in stolen bikes just in case?

Not a fan of the chub, but anti is pretty harsh?

I do not understand how chub hubs could be anything BUT anti.

• They look like Shimano Nexus hub gears
  
• The claims of them adding stiffness is almost certainly untrue
  
• They look like Shimano Nexus hub gears. Why on earth would you want your fixed gear bike to look like it has a massive hub gear?
  
  

I do not understand the appeal of them whatsoever. In fact, I don't understand the point of them whatsoever. And this comes from someone who likes hub gears.

I explained this b4.

The next generation will come with a hatch so you can have a fixeh spoke card tombola. #trufax

I know someone with a chubbed up mash, actually the best one ive seen. They suit each other.

http://static.lfgss.com/attachments/81249d1394402784-image.jpg

right where it belongs

That is grim.

Hang on a minute, is it me or is that a freewheel sprocket on the back?

Also, what is that attached to the chainstay?

Yes it appears to be freewheel but there is at least a front brake.

It's a sensor for the garmin I believe.

Yeah almost certainly a freewheel and that looks like a cadence monitor

^^beaten to it

I know someone with a chubbed up mash, actually the best one ive seen. They suit each other.

Suit? Like a Paul crankset on a Colnago Master Pursuit? Clubs.

Skrtluv has moved to London???

image by sbunzek, on Flickr

Skrtluv has moved to London???

That is nasty. Forks look bent back as well.

Grotesque

↑↑CN-NX01 is a fool proof ticket to anti

^^ why has he made himself a custom frame that looks like a shitty old conversion that's been crashed into a wall? Amongst an endless list of other questions.

I wonder if the Butt-Plug Stemless Wonder bars will go into mass production. Truly grotesque.

What frame is this? Leader?

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