Names and faces to bikes

I think Michael Cera's attempt wins this one.

^ So good.

my rides /both of them/

Good to know your a wanker.

Is smoking still cool then?

you're* :-)

Dw, I love you too Joss ;)

Is smoking still cool then?

Fixehh + smoking - seems all teh kewl kids are doin it now.

maybe when you can grow more than 6 facial hairs you will realise calling a person "your ride" only makes you come across as a grade A fuckwit.

Could have been worse, if they'd both been referred to as 'slaves'. Possibly.

Either way, sheesh.

looked at it and thought where's the other bike and why is he posing on his bike naked

I looked at it and thought wow he's got better legs than my gf!

dont let her know that

looked at it and thought where's the other bike and why is he posing on his bike naked

I did the same! I assumed it was hipster fashion cutoffs (tobias.jpg)

I read the posts underneath and wondered why everyone was getting so angry. Took a while to work out that sexist twattery was afoot.

soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mean, nerg all of you!

I looked at it and thought wow he's got better legs than my gf!

Ha same here

hahahahahaha tobias.jpg

I don't even have gf.

looked at it and thought where's the other bike and why is he posing on his bike naked

This. I also wondered why he was trying to show off his shaved chicken legs. Maybe it is him and he said the first bit because it was better than admitting they're is legs...

I don't even have gf.

Maybe you should take up smoking and misogyny.

Wait a minute Tommmmmmmmm ... you mean: HATING women to GET women?

Someone needs to make a "yo dawg, i heard you like rides" meme

dont bark too loud fellows, all the cool kids are doin it

Wac.

dont bark too loud fellows, all the cool kids are doin it

Doin what incorrect punctuation

Hey everyone, "new" member here:

Same old face:

#deathtoroadies:

#deathtofixies:

Kill 'em all, Gangsta:
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Yes! Welcome back Pepe :)

Almost as if you never left ;) great bikes!

Now we just need sumo and Scoot posting on this page and we've got ourselves a spot!