I hate

My computer fixer man is completely flummoxed. He couldn't find a fault in any of the individual component parts but when brought together as one it is still utterly fucked. He has changed everything to known working parts and still nothing. Hopefully I'll have an answer soon and she can pay for it by walking to school with no shoes on or some such Victorian punishment.

Make her wear a dunce hat
Make your computer man wear a dunce hat.