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So we're in bar in Amsterdam and we all turn towards Josh because he'd been quiet for ages. Josh is silent and he's sat at the end of the table sweating. He is sweating real bad, like he had malaria, or Ebola or some fucked up shit. Thick beads of sweat like custurd running down his forehead and he is saying nothing. We think this is Josh just being Josh (plus some of the others had been to a cafe earlier). But this goes on for like half an hour and he says nothing. He finally gets up and goes to the loo, comes back and he's chirpy as ever chatting nonsense as we were accustomed too.
A while later Jon goes to the loo and comes back with a report that someone has totally destroyed the porcelain, really discombobulated it with an unflushable. Josh just pipes up, "yeah it was me, I've been constipated all day".
A gross story but possibly one of my favourite Josh episodes. Maybe you had to be there.
He spent the rest of the weekend buying and smashing milka. It's all he wanted to eat. Fuckin' Josh man.