Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Lose the leather, add fenders, flip the bars and use decent brake levers and it would make a good nodder.

Kill it with fire.

What exactly is the purpose of putting leather on the frame?

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What exactly is the purpose of putting leather on the frame?

That's what God would have done.

This guy keeps on giving:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/700C-custom-Fixie-Track-Fixed-gear-high-perfermance-bike-Phil-track-hub-8-8KG-/321300675586?pt=UK_Bikes_GL&hash=item4acf033c02

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this is charming
"For assembling the pedals: there are R and L on the inside of the each pedals, R for right side and L for left side. "

^ He forgot complete the text on these one :
"The bike needs professional assembling, the inappropriate assembling may cause the damage, especially the wholes in the crankset"

And damage your brain too...

i wonder, is there any guy wanting to buy that?!?

possibly someone mentally challenged

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this is charming
"For assembling the pedals: there are R and L on the inside of the each pedals, R for right side and L for left side. "

I'd maybe let that slide if there were no cages on the pedals

really?

well, no.

ermagerd, perfermance

it's aluminium frame wrapped in crocodile skin

Any idea whatthe frame is? Seems to have the deepest bb drop ever.

apart from cables, would

still would

Road pedals.

Never seen a miche super type seat post look good on any build

I really want to see a Supertype that's inserted so only the cut-outs are visible, like an old fluted Campag post should be. Might be acceptable then, but I'm uncertain what build would suit.

I want to say a Colnago but I don't entirely know why...

Like this?

In another colour, that might be alright.
Needs different pedals, seat post, stem and less scoble stack though

Look lookin', gopping pro conversion. wtf? Some kind of makeshift pursuit bike?

Draft-legal triathlon bike with too-short chain

^^ The laces win it for me. Never be out-fluoro'd by your chain stays.