People with silly and / or stupid names

Colleague just joined a project I'm on at work.

Her name is Purva.

That's just an unfortunate transliteration. It should be spelled 'Poorva'.

I'm currently working with someone we affectionately refer to as Dick Dick.

His real name is John Thomas Johnson.

Chris Arris

No less than Antony Croissant emailed me earlier this morning - I'm too aware of my immaturity to even dare type a straight-faced reply. Sounds like one of Del Boy's purveyors of contraband, but worse - he's 'in property', as he'd no doubt have it.

Tom Champagne is the bloke who organises all the Readers Digest direct mail shit.

What a smug sounding cunt.

Had an application for a job from someone with the surname Sithole and another with the surname Dinkle

Had a temp whose first name was Spaceman, he was originally from Nigeria and he explained to me that his parents had been so impressed with Neil Armstrong walking on the moon that they had aspirations for him to reach as high.

Trouble was, he was born two years before the moon landing...

I once worked with someone named: Lazeh Printa.

Also, there an indian male name: Hardik. Often misspelt Hardick, Harddic...

I went yo school with a Wayne Carr and my sister's best friend for several years was Thereasa Green.

I worked with a Jane Kerr, but that's not very funny

Had an application for a job from someone with the surname Sithole and another with the surname Dinkle

Zimbabwean name

oi

Co-worker's relative named their newborn Harley, middle name Jax..

Johnson?

No last name starts with the letter "D" coz then he will have super cool initials..!
Left the last name out to spare the family..

Is this a sons of anarchy thing?

Expected delivery date for avid Star Wars couple should be May the 4th ?

I once had a colleague whose kids were called Luke and Leia

Richard Tester

He is on here.

I don't blame the parents.

Ok, so it's a company name, but I happened upon Epic Tools, who are, they claim, the hand (and power) tool specialists.

I had a Primary school teacher named Trixie Cockshott.

Some faves from my old job:

3rd Concepcion
Conrod Concepcion
Leticia Cunto
Gaye Dolphin
Hazel Bumacod
Omorola Shitti
Anita Raper
Shiny Baby