Oh bollocks!

Yup, I'd happily call Supa a cunt to his face for his wannabe hard-man attitude..

Friendliest? As friendly that those nice Westborough Baptish Church people? Surely not! They make cookes, cakes and ride bikes with gears and things!

And a quote comes to mind now. 'I'd call you a cunt but you lack the warmth and depth and you're too full of your own shit, thus, you are an arsehole!'

And you're more than welcome to edmundro, I'm in London a lot so I might see you at an even perhaps? I'm on the brake-less black fixie with Spesh fact carbon forks and orange grips and red toe straps.

What did the owner of the 4x4 you collided with call you?

Friendliest as in 'don't act like a cunt and you won't be treated like one'

Right, I'll look out for the cunt on the generic hipster sled who keeps saying 'fixie' without a hint of irony. I have no need for violence and no desire for it, but you really do come across in your posts as a bit of a tosser. Just a little heads up.

Oh, and your post upthread makes no sense, should be 'hence' not 'thus'.

What did the owner of the 4x4 you collided with call you?

Supa Dupa Cunt

Pros don't use lock rings. Go pro.

I would not like to see GoPro footage of him going pro!

That was my 4x4.

If so what did you say to him?

Supa,if your chain snaps or comes off DONT FORGET TO WEDGE ONE OF YOUR FEET BETWEEN THE SEAT TUBE AND THE TYRE and if it goes badly wrong ill visit you in hospital ...PS ill bring grapes and lucazade

Supa seems nice. What I like most about him so far is his perseverance: he had a bad experience riding brakeless, but positively refuses to let it sway him from his path of ignorance.

Are the carbon forks on his "fixie" the same ones that he smacked into a 4X4 with, do we think? Because, you know, they might be fucked.

He never did share the opinion of brakless as viewed from the other road users he engaged with
I bet they want better lock rings too

I was just pointing out of some arseholes have a attitude online that do not reflect what they are like face to face

I can't let this stand when you are clearly referring to DJ. There are plenty here who will testify that he's just as much of a cunt in real life.

Also, when you grow up, you'll realise that having two brakes on your fixed gear bike (that's one more than the law requires) is a lovely way to ride. Give it a try, it might calm you down enough to stop you from coming across as an utter bell-end every time you post on the internet.

I can't let this stand when you are clearly referring to DJ. There are plenty here who will testify that he's just as much of a cunt in real.

+1

mdcc,i agree with you,but DJ is a nice cunt like me

A bell is also a legal requirement but I seriously fucking doubt you got one of them on your bars, but if you do, you can fuck off and ring it. :)

I am surprised no-one has yet pointed out just what a fucking excellent retort this is.

Can you just hold it a sec whilst I refill my popcorn. Don't want to miss any of the excitement.

Is Supa coming back or can I unsubscribe?

Is Supa coming back or can I unsubscribe?

Last logged in 3 days ago so possibly game over

'It's ttime to remove that front brake, I havn't used it at all for the past few rides so I should be fine"
A classic line.
It's about time I removed that part of my brain I haven't used for a while. I'm sure things will work out just fine

The airbags and seatbelts in my car have been USELESS since I bought the thing. Time to throw them out.

(I don't actually have a car, but sarcasm etc)

Last logged in 3 days ago so possibly game over

Maybe he's an actuary and has gone of to study for an exam? They have a lot of exams!

Its been great fun to read this as its developed. Although as a general point i'm a bit lost by the comments about brakeless riding; from loads of other threads on here there seems to be a plethora of people riding brakeless (something i'm not smart/brave/foolish enough to do) and I had got the impression that brakeless was considered reasonable by the forum in general, which would seem to be in contradiction to the response here?

tsk tsk. first mistake yer man Supa there made was aparantly giving a fuck what a bunch of condescending, sanctimonious cunts on a fixie forum thought of the bike he chooses to ride.

hey ho. well done DJ (and others), that's another notch on your bedpost. let us know when you've wiped the jizz off of each others chins.