The Cat Thread

That's what I'd like to know. He knows how to use a litter tray (when I was carrying my piss soaked clothes to the washing machine at 6am I stood on some of the litter that he'd scrabbled on to the floor). He also has a garden, accessed via a cat flap that he knows how to use.

The cat is a troll. He did a piss on one of the bikes the other day and on xmas day he did a poo in the bath.

sounds like you're not cleaning out the tray enough. Big S requires a weekly full litter change and shower down of the tray with domestos or I can expect a dirty protest in the middle of the bed.