Epic fail

That Warburtons thing is really inspiring. I wrote this. It took ages.

I love my navy blue mitsubishi lancer
She has poise and balance like a ballet dancer
She is a very fine car that rarely fails
And the back is large for when I have loads of stuff to take to wales
Power steering, electric windows - she is cutting edge
The steering wheel works so I don't drive into a hedge
No CD, it only has a cassette player
But I have some good tapes so I couldn't be gayer
The engine is a mighty 1.6 litre
But the car is not worth much more than my beater
Central locking is something I loves
And she has a little cupboard in the dash for keeping your gloves
Did I mention, she is an estate
Going down the dump she'll take a fair weight
On the roof there is a new ding
When tiles from my house the wind did fling
Underneath is starting to rust
A new Mitsubishi Lancer Estate is a must

Jezz, my dear boyo
New Mitsubishi Lancer
Is still pretty shit