Football

Howard:Mignolet. I would have said Mignolet, but after the last 2 games I'm not sure. I'll call that a draw. Howard isn't the future though, Mignolet is.

Coleman:Johnson. Johnson all day. 1:0 Liverpool
Distin:Skrtel. Call that even
Jagielka:Sakho. Have to give that to Jags. 1:1
Baines:Enrique. Close, but give that to Baines. 2:1 Everton

Barry:Lucas. Draw
Pienaar:Henderson. Hendo for sure, 2:2
Barkley:Gerrard. Right now I'd still say Gerrard, but you'll have the upper hand there very soon, so call it a draw (and that's being nice)
McCarthy:Countinho. Countinho for sure. 3:2 Liverpool.

Lukaku:Suarez. 4:2 Liverpool
Mirallas:Sturridge: 5:2 Liverpool.

Now you're just showing yourself up to be a classic armchair belter that you so clearly are

FFS