Epic fail

That Warburtons thing is really inspiring. I wrote this. It took ages.

I love my navy blue mitsubishi lancer
She has poise and balance like a ballet dancer
She is a very fine car that rarely fails
And the back is large for when I have loads of stuff to take to wales
Power steering, electric windows - she is cutting edge
The steering wheel works so I don't drive into a hedge
No CD, it only has a cassette player
But I have some good tapes so I couldn't be gayer
The engine is a mighty 1.6 litre
But the car is not worth much more than my beater
Central locking is something I loves
And she has a little cupboard in the dash for keeping your gloves
Did I mention, she is an estate
Going down the dump she'll take a fair weight
On the roof there is a new ding
When tiles from my house the wind did fling
Underneath is starting to rust
A new Mitsubishi Lancer Estate is a must

Depreciation no longer applies
to a Lancer this old, that's no surprise
It's taxed with the old scheme's lower bracket
this suggests they're immune to the racket
produced by an aged wreck
of a car whose demands for repair
will have you at your bank's beck
and call for interest until all your hair
is pulled and one day you'll know
that your lancer's reluctance to go
was it's chrysalis moment emerging
as anti-money, gorging
your meagre assets
the money pit you love.