Rat Bikes! Pub Bikes Beaters! Frankenbikes!

I own a pomp which wears full mudguards but if I want to remove the rear wheel I have to undo the mudguard mount down at the track end. It's a massive PITA but the low cost of the pomp along with it being right in every other way make it a worthwhile compromise.

Just use these black doodahs on the rear as well as the front. Problem solved.