I hate

Very good at blinding people on unlit paths...I've a few bright lights but always point them down and don't put on flash.

I get very pissed off about people parking in the most stupid ass places, suddenly, then forcing out out and of course nobody lets you out.

Almost as annoying as people accelerating up your inside while you change line and have indicated about half a mile ago, less pants shitting points though.

Anybody mention ninja cyclists yet? ;)

Johnny Vegas

David Cameron and George Osbourne.
I know it's universally accepted that these two are grade-A cunts of the highest order, but when I see these chinless motherfuckers going out around the world to congratulate themselves on how fucking marvelous they think themselves to be it makes me sick to the stomach.
They look like a pair of unctuous pustulating penises, and I would love to see someone kicking their faces to a pulp. Fucking self-serving amoral cunts.

And people who don't understand that sharing a cycle path will one day involve moving your wheel off the centre line of the path. Move over you self-absorbed fuckwits!

Take us to your dealer

I had to buy a gallon of this stuff so if anyone wants any...

Dichloromethane. Good times.

Johnny Vegas

Have you seen him live?

Or even this:
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qY5iP58SpEs&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DqY5iP58SpEs

He's not always good... Or even, generally he's a bit shit... But it's worth it for the times he's amazing.

I had to buy a gallon of this stuff so if anyone wants any...

Do you post ?

That's cocktails for two around Hastings.......

Dutch bikes.

I always think of them as heavy unwieldy pieces of shit. I just borrowed the other half's Dutch bike, it was even worse than I remembered, turning circle of an oil tanker, wobbly and felt like I was pedalling a bowl of overcooked ramen.

You have an 'other half'?!

#worldsgonemad

You have an 'other half'?!

#worldsgonemad

#Nottheworldjustoneperson

Not allowed I'm afraid, i had to come out via some special licensed courier..

Pick up only nw3 2jr. :)

Do you post ?

Have you seen him live?

Or even this:
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qY5iP58SpEs&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DqY5iP58SpEs

He's not always good... Or even, generally he's a bit shit... But it's worth it for the times he's amazing.

He used to make ceramics, think the V&A bought some of his work.

Vintage Johnny Vegas Doing Stand Up and Pottery - YouTube

It's not very funny

leaf blowers

srsly

I found it funny.

Dutch bikes.

I always think of them as heavy unwieldy pieces of shit. I just borrowed the other half's Dutch bike, it was even worse than I remembered, turning circle of an oil tanker, wobbly and felt like I was pedalling a bowl of overcooked ramen.

#Phoning Dutch embassy

Should be heavy and slow, but not wobbly or with a squidgy pedaling action.

I've gone off them due to my Need for Speed but my Raleigh cheap faux roadster doesn't pedal like a bowl of ramen may be worth checking bike over.

Think of the damage that can be done to taxi driver cars :P

Jonny Vegas makes Michael McKintyre look funny

It's not very funny

Obviously humour is totally subjective, but considering he didn't make a single "joke" the audience seemed to be laughing quite a lot for someone not funny.

as someone far smarter and more attractive than me once said: "i don't like stand up comedians - i find the act of laughing at the same time as other people in a room really fucking weird and wrong".

tru fkn post.

I like Johnny Vegas.

Obviously humour is totally subjective, but considering he didn't make a single "joke" the audience seemed to be laughing quite a lot for someone not funny.

They're Australian.

Well it's a comedy festival, so chances are there's mostly Londoners in the audience, if the Ed comedy festival is anything to go on.

Are there lots of Londoners in Melbourne?

I hate people derailing a discussion thread, then when I face them with my reactions and ask for data sources they go "Ow, but this isn't really the place to discuss"

YOU STARTED IT now answer the question and don't cop out when you can't reply back cos you have no arguments.

#fume :)