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I've been pukeshitting for the last 12 hours. My arse is in tatters and my stomach feels like a bunch of goth eels are having a party in it.

And yet. Whilst researching all the possible ills I'm enduring I stumble on a near carbon copy of the foffa thread on the NHS website.

Chucklechuckle*pukeshit*chuckle...

still. it would be nice to stop now. enough is enough. i'm tired and dehydrated and I want to sleep without fear of waking up in a swamp.

All_is_Well said on 15 February 2013
OMG! It started on Wednesday afternoon. I had felt a little queezy shortly after dinner but put that down to piggin' out on fish and chips! At that point I wished I could be sick to get rid of feeling queezy but once it started it didn't stop! In normal circumstances once you are sick you start feeling better because you've 'got rid of it' but there was no let-up.

On the third occasion of having my head down the toilet I was absolutely dismayed to find that whilst being sick I was having bad diarrhoea all over the bathroom floor. This was diarrhoea on an epic scale! I thought I had just wet myself with being sick but it wasn't!! After another episode of being over the toilet and filling my pants I decided that it was going to be a very costly experience in having to buy a whole new set of underwear - I then sat on the toilet whilst being sick in my daughter's step which we used when she was little!!

In between the bouts of sickness I returned to bed shivering and aching in my legs. I didn't know what to do with myself. The night was the longest ever with severe thirst but I didn't want to drink anything because it came straight back up. I saw every hour and was completely exhausted. My daughter read online that I needed to keep my fluids up if I didn't want to end up in hospital. I took very small sips of water because I was terrified of being sick. The sickness stopped after about 8 hours, but my stomach cramps and loose bowel movements continued the next day. Small tasks around the house leave me feeling totally exhausted. It is now Saturday and I am feeling okay but not myself. Extremely tired.

Wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy. Never had anything like it in my life and never want it again!!.

http://www.nhs.uk/conditions/norovirus/Pages/Introduction.aspx