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  • When I was but a nipper, I was in Barcelona and I met a lovely Polish girl.

    There were ads for gum on the television at the time where the tagline was something like 'Minty fresh!'

    On our first date, in between the beers, she was chewing gum. At some point I kissed her, and directly after I said 'Minty fresh!' Complete with comedy faux-Spanish accent. 'Meeenty fresh!'

    I went home on my own. It was a bit of a walk.

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