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I don't know where to start. Deep fried cheese, calzone, 'thanksgiving' dinner a la napolitano, wine, grappa, whisky, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, water, parmesan aubergines, octopus salad, coffee, coffee, water, EPIC dinner, wine wine wine, pasta, fish, gelato, coffee, grappa.
Most massive, pungent shit to ever besmirch the altar of the porcelain god.
Like a subaquatic godzilla.
This is to Naples as the Big Boy was to Hiroshima. Consequences will never be the same. Vesuvius might erupt just to try and scour the smell from its sulphurous gullies.
And all the while I thought of Foffa, and the loafer wearing cunts that push them along the pavement.
Black Friday indeed.