Awkward Moments

I was at a party once, and my girlfriend was sat at a table chatting with other people. I went over and stood behind her, started playing with her hair, and looked across the table to see...my girlfriend, looking at me in a not-very-amused way.

They both had almost identical hair in both colour and style, and both had the same name. So slightly more explicable.

I was fondling my wife's arse while we were dancing in a club.

Then I look up and see my wife standing on my other side, wondering why I'm fondlng some random.