Epic WTF

Well, that's my flights booked.

I hope I filled in the right form....

Fair play to the straight actor. As a sraight guy I'm pretty open minded but I don't think I could really let a man near my John Thomas.

Is the idea to cum or try not to? I've had a dude stick their hands down my trousers without any kind of reaction but I'm not sure I could resist the allure of a nice Japanese guy.

The idea from the straight guys pont of view was not to cum. It was the gay blokes job to make him cum.

He came.

Are you allowed a tactical wank beforehand?

The idea from the straight guys pont of view was not to cum.

Surely a losing battle. There's no anatomical difference tween a male and female mouth after all. Or so I've been told ;)

That's what I keep telling people.

Surely a losing battle. There's no anatomical difference tween a male and female mouth after all. Or so I've been told ;)

That guy was a porn actor though, he's trained to pop his nuts on demand, not whenever he feels like it.

I'm glad the gay dude won, I liked him. I'd watch the whole series if it was on telly over here.

So would I to be honest.

I think from a straight blokes point of view it would help you not to come if you could see the gay bloke doing it. It would be a nightmare if you couldn't see, like those glory hole things, is it? You'd find it very hard not to cum like a train then, I reckon.

Do trains ejaculate?

It seems like win win from the straight guys perspective!

But I think lesbian on a straight woman would be more of a challenge, let's face it, making a man cum is hardly the most difficult thing in the world... A Hoover can do it.

Poor Ms. Khornight2.

Her name is Hetty.

I've had a dude stick their hands down my trousers without any kind of reaction .

You mean he didn't scream or have to throw up?

Reaction from me, I think he's still under observations.

well that was extremely hard to masturbate to.

he's trained to pop his nuts on demand, not whenever he feels like.

I might suggest that to my Action 4 Employment adviser. I might get a discount as long as it's BTEC.

well that was extremely hard to masturbate to.

Racist

@jonnyhotdog

What the hell were you googling when you found that?

@jonnyhotdog

What the hell were you googling when you found that?

I trawl where others fear to trawl.

Please don't judge me.

Found this in my inbox this morning. I have no words...

노라조 (NORAZO) - 야생마 (Wild Horse) MV - YouTube

... For the awesomeness.

Not really sure where to put this but this seems the most likely place.

Time Lapse Map of Every Nuclear Explosion Ever on Earth

nuclear testing.wmv - YouTube

That was pretty cool.

I love the fact that on the whole, the nuclear powers are nuking the shit out of themselves.