Buying/Renting property in London: Where would you live?

I've lived in Manor House, Seven Sisters, Finsbury Park, Highbury, Archway, Islington, Mayfair, Honor Oak, Deptford, Blackheath and Forest Hill.

Anything with an N postcode is a desolate, howling waste-land full of crack heads and cunts, for which you'll pay a huge premium for some reason.

South of the river is significantly better- far fewer crack-heads per capita, and the houses are both larger and more affordable.

Plus you are not living in the North, which is a massive bonus just on it's own.

Deptford is now becoming too overdeveloped, Greenwich has had most of the character stamped out of it in recent years to service the influx of new residents.

Blackheath is nice, I'd live there again.

Herne Hill is really nice, that whole area has a very pleasant relaxed air to it.

I like Forest Hill, but with the direct train to Shoreditch it is undeniable that we're filling up with Hipsters- the house prices are going up dramatically.

I'd have a look at Crystal Palace- still affordable, good transport links, great view.

Is this satire?